Jay Swain

ex-meditator. I ride bikes.

[Jay Swain @jayswain]

I want my laptop to be able to go to 11.

[Jay Swain @jayswain]

After asking for an orange wine the som asked where on the spectrum we wanted it and of course I naively said “funky”. She asked “horse shit funky, or more subtle?”. Stunned, I responded “I'm a simp”. She nodded and went back to fetch a few options.

[Jay Swain @jayswain]

Don Henley and Joe Walsh played such a great set. They're clearly going for the dead and co playbook by extending their legacy with Deacon, who doesn't make it feel cheesy at all. Closing with Desperado really ties a bow on the night. THANK YOU, EAGLES.

[Jay Swain @jayswain]

As a bald man that shit is still impressive.

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I think it's 100% white people at the eagles at the sphere. I know that's not surprising but like when the light blasts on the crowd tho.

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Guys it's like ALL WHITE BALD HEADS.

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@billrice @gregisenberg Show me one production ready vibe-coded-from-slack app that can scale. One.

[Jay Swain @jayswain]

@patomeara Your pinky loves you so much. And so do I.

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@soychotic 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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@LDrogen Snowflakes

[Jay Swain @jayswain]

Too old to go to Coachella, but too immature to have my taxes done already #boymath

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[Jay Swain @jayswain]

@GoSafelyCA @Caltrans8 @CaltransHQ Plowy McPlowface

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How does the fage 5% always run out tho. The weak ass 2% is always stocked up. *shakes fist*

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@NipseyHoussle Eeeeek. Didn't realize that was public 🤡🤡

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@LDrogen eat the rich.

[Jay Swain @jayswain]

@Weather_West Hey @Weather_West! Long time listener first time caller. What happened with the storm that hit BRC ? Was it under forecasted? Did it shift paths? The storm dropped way more liquid than anticipated and the org wasn't able to prepare attendees. Any pretty charts to look at?

[Jay Swain @jayswain]

@dreadlockcowbo1 @bmantraffic Or just deploy more gate

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@MemeIndustrial Lol you guys

[Jay Swain @jayswain]

Option 1 - 'Florida Man' uses alligator to shotgun a beer while cranking Skynyrd

Option 2 - Florida man Jordan Rivera, whose arm was ripped off by 10-foot gator, was peeing in pond because bar line was too long