Jaytemp

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[D🪿 @Devsthetix]

Them: You go to the gym 5 times a week?? You must be having abs

Me gaining and losing the same 3kgs every month

[eliz @eliza___v]

Using face ID in the morning be like:

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

I’ve never looked at someone being kind and thought “you’re weak, let me take advantage of you.” Like wtf is that fr

[Jaytemp @jaytemp_]

@Read_Meee Wait is this a joke? You can’t seriously be that invested in they lunch

[Because I Feel Like It (Podcast) @bcuzifeellikeit]

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[𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉 @HeatvsHaters]

Dwyane Wade at 36 vs James Harden at 36

[Joe Pezz🇵🇷🦅 @joepezz_]

Average Jalen Hurts hater starter pack

[ᜰ @socetyhatesjay]

before sex
boy: texts girl
girl: replies five hours later

after sex
girl: texts boy
boy: replies next week

[ThienemanSZN🇺🇸🇳🇱 @ThienemanSZN]

World Cup tourists in New York watching the city be destroyed

[Spain 🇨🇦 @spainpnr]

Mike Brown winning a ring because Fox is ass after he got unjustly fired because Fox is ass is so poetic

[Jaytemp @jaytemp_]

@ELMONATI @TinaZinhle And has a bible scripture as her username💀

[Ryan Phillips @RumorsandRants]

One of the craziest sports statistics I've ever seen:

The Spurs led for 72% of the NBA Finals. They lost in five games.

[G 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

Nigga called the radio station for love advice that nigga T Pain said “I got jus what ya need brand new Chris brown n t pain” 🤣🤣🤣

[Bel @Bel22cute]

who tf forgets to text someone they’re genuinely interested in??????? NO ONE.

[Path of Men @PathOfMen_]

Looking better at 31 than you did at 22 is exactly the flex you think it is.

[👨🏾‍💻 @soIodown]

they worked me like a slave today. my phone is still at 74%

[©©™ @ImSimplyCC]

they gon have you in the middle of times square like this

[NARCISSIST @YUNGJIZZY19]

When I’m in the middle of performing brain surgery and ChatGPT tells me I’m out of image uploads

[⭐️🇺🇸🦅The EagleMan 🦅🇺🇸⭐️ @TheEagleman85]

@NotLikeRuss The original is always better than the copy. #flyeaglesfly

[Shriya Saini @ShriyaSainii]

THIS IS THE MOST INSANE CHOKE JOB EVER LMAO