mrs antonio pizzaria

“if you ever see me fighting in the forest with a grizzly bear. HELP THE BEAR.”

[mrs antonio pizzaria @jayten888]

Been out of the trenches so long my friend told me their 6 month situationship ended and I almost had a heart attack because I forgot “6 month situationship” was an option

[Rachel Charlton-Dailey @RachelCDailey_]

Regret to announce that we’ve reached Wrong Coat season. Every coat you wear from now til mid April will be The Wrong Coat for the weather

[mrs antonio pizzaria @jayten888]

Made chocolate chip cookies for my stupid (gorgeous, amazing, perfect) husband and I can’t wait to see his stupid face when he gets home and realizes we have cookies

[mrs antonio pizzaria @jayten888]

Do u think my husband is sick of me yet

[mrs antonio pizzaria @jayten888]

What if I really could be a purple monkey in a bubble gum tree

[mrs antonio pizzaria @jayten888]

Costco triple chocolate muffins you will always be famous to me

[Drebae @Drebae_]

TikTok.. baby I do not care about lemon8 😂

[Ava @noampomsky]

omg

[🧜‍♀️ @6munzz]

I hope I never find out, I’ll start vomiting at the gate

[Suzzy @suzzyg_]

Call me old but at this age I’m not joining a new social media app, like what even is lemon8?? No thank you.

[alyssa marie angel 🎀 @virgoshordie]

why would you want ur baby to smell like black opium

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

one day you’ll wake up at 11:30 AM on a sunday with the love of your life and you’ll make some coffee and pancakes and it’ll all be alright.

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

So sad that this generation of white boys cope with loneliness by turning into incels… whatever happened to sitting ur ass down and writing a song called Iris? Putting pen to paper about how down bad you are?

[rina @urrrinal]

i have to be silly everyday or my brain will start growing mold

[eisha 🍒 @meishato]

i love it when people are obsessed with their wives. it’s like yeah that’s literally what you’re supposed to do

[🎷🐛 @WikiOoc]

Hotdogs were a ceremonial meal often consumed during the observation of a divination ritual sometimes known as "baseball" in a period known of the late American empire

[just twon @twonthehog]

OMG BABE WAKE UP, A NEW FRANCE JUST DROPPED

[crittur @miwwmiu]

The hottest thing a man can do is cheese burger