Been out of the trenches so long my friend told me their 6 month situationship ended and I almost had a heart attack because I forgot “6 month situationship” was an option
Made chocolate chip cookies for my stupid (gorgeous, amazing, perfect) husband and I can’t wait to see his stupid face when he gets home and realizes we have cookies
So sad that this generation of white boys cope with loneliness by turning into incels… whatever happened to sitting ur ass down and writing a song called Iris? Putting pen to paper about how down bad you are?
Hotdogs were a ceremonial meal often consumed during the observation of a divination ritual sometimes known as "baseball" in a period known of the late American empire