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[jt @jaytkrueger]

Nature is so cool, it always amazes me that there's a perfect correlation between wearing wireless earbuds and being a fucken loser

[Thiago Alcantara @Thiago6]

👀💪🏾 #YNWA @LFC

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

RIP racism(2018-2020) https://t.co/uZTsV5bNjY

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

If she’d said this two weeks ago she could have spoken at the RNC

[pickuphoop @pickuphoop]

The underdog Lakers pull off the upset!

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Toddler Feels Somewhat Torn About Pretending To Be Policeman In Current Climate https://t.co/FS0quBAYSx

[brent @murrman5]

woman at beach: pass me a towel.
me waiting for an opportunity to bring up I was on wheel of fortune: speaking of buying a vowel

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

A surprise Monday morning release: the Saints cut veteran LB Nigel Bradham, per source.

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Found this to be a bit odd: New #Saints LB Nigel Bradham said today that he wasn't with winning organizations when he played for the #Bills and #Eagles.

Philadelphia made the playoffs 3 out of the 4 years he was there and won a Super Bowl.

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

bad cop - “WHERE’D YOU HIDE THE OXYMORON???”
good cop - [begins sweating]

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

wait a minute

[Dan Peyton @dpeyton311]

@BarstoolBigCat DeChambeau putting: https://t.co/8u8vWj9BIH

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

Love Is In The Air! Netflix Has Announced A New Series Where People Chat Online With Children They’ve Never Met And Then Choose Whether To Adopt The Child Or Marry Them
https://t.co/y3nmZItXem

[Nicky @nickturani]

Catfished again. This is bullshit.

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

Calvin And Hobbes Fans Rejoice! Bill Watterson Has Revealed That Calvin Throws Hobbes In The Garbage When He Turns 12 And Grows Up To Be An Accountant For Boeing

https://t.co/PcaBbdtZNI

[The Onion @TheOnion]

White House Clarifies That Trump Was Just Sending General Well Wishes To All Sex Traffickers https://t.co/Y3V2LQd8Zd

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Ominous Twitter Bio Warns Foolhardy Readers That They Have Entered Realm Of Political Incorrectness https://t.co/q4UVR7Noc6

[Tyranny @MattTyranny]

@BarstoolBigCat Didn’t believe it until I saw it

Luke Bryan is a genius

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

The whole time watching Jaws i couldn't get past the fact that sharks only have one jaw. "the movie should be called Jaw," i thought. how could they miss such an obvious mistake? then it clicked: the title isn't just about the shark's jaw. it's about all of the characters jaws..

[jt @jaytkrueger]

@alfredhwang1 shockingly dumb