Jay “McHazer” Hartzell Jr.

SMU | Oil & Gas Explorer | Incoming Encap Summer Analyst | 2027 NGP Summer Analist | Happily Divorced | Resident of Eastline | #YOTW | #EDSFTG

[Jay “McHazer” Hartzell Jr. @jayturner0]

@Inthehoodpete Approved, family goes here every Christmas.

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@HarvySpectator #Grit

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@uwishitwasbbl Gross

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@USCGNortheast Ok, @JimAndersonMAGA I’ll admit this is pretty cool for the north.

[USCGNortheast @USCGNortheast]

Yesterday, four of the world’s most iconic tall ships raced head-to-head offshore before making their way to Boston for #SAIL250.

This weekend, they’ll sail into Boston Harbor led by USCGC Eagle for the Parade of Sail. Don’t miss it! ⚓🇺🇸 #fivesisterstallships

[Fletcher @lynch_coons]

@commiejunior161 #FakeDemon lmao. US Army owns you, sandniggеr

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@JimAndersonMAGA #TheQuestion

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@CharlieGalaxyD I love my Maui Jim’s. Can’t speak to that Costa model though.

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@HarvySpectator This is some Atlanta Jackson Hartsfield BS

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@joeblo1988 “Yeah, I have experience using AI.”

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As one does on Friday morning.

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@jeffknox55 You aren’t ready to die for the Whale

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@themidhambino Damn Covid golfer

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Some of us live differently. #Culvers #Handdox #WhiteBoyInDadsCar

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@tomallenoffical #Haze into oblivion

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@HotPussySlayer2 Curious condition

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@BoChampRMFW Been trying to tell this to my mom

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@larry_burn33 Cheers, looks great

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@northshoreharry Send their sand ass back to terrorist land

[Jay “McHazer” Hartzell Jr. @jayturner0]

Always hate it when people talk about Newport, CA as though it is the primary Newport. Negating the true Newport. #CaliSquids