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@sal_castaneda Alone Again Or - The Damned... originally by Love

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@themandalorian It’s Friday and I’m having “The Mandalorian” withdrawal.

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@EmilyCompagno Baby Yoda is referred to as “The Child” in The Mandalorian.

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@dbongino It’s like being bold, without the ‘bol’.

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@GiannoCaldwell How do we get our tax refund? They’ve been chewing gum the last 3 years and not walking anywhere.

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@LawrenceBJones3 Where were you and @greggutfeld going?

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@adamhousley I only hate Joe Buck when the Giants were in the World Series. It’s like listening to Jackson and Van Gundy doing a Warriors game in the finals. They’re a bunch of haters.

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@dbongino For now. Still have 5 years, bro.

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@CNNPolitics A whistleblower just revealed “gangsta” Corn Pop’s real identity... Cory Booker

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@terryschappert @JesseKellyDC See what happens when your leather pants are too tight?
Right @PlanetTyrus?

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@cvpayne C’mon Charles. The last one wasn’t even a hit. Aside from the high-on-drugs roadies, nobody bought the album, nor the single... nor the EP.

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@AdamBaldwin I learn my tire changing skills from Big O... Big O’Rourke.

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@DrewShiller Nah. Steph Curry’s face is on the other bag. They’re just too dumb to realize that.

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@kalpenn So, you’re gonna put black makeup on top of your white makeup?

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@HalMurray7 @Gribbs2 @dumbmen2017 @amyklobuchar @chrisfayers And Jussie Smollett

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@PlanetTyrus @FNTheFive Animals are great...

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@GrantLiffmann Where are Todd Fuller and Vonteego Cummings?

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@ScottAdamsSays This will create a spike on musket purchases.

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@w_terrence @chrissyteigen @johnlegend @realDonaldTrump Talking about being a real estate mogul. Trump has been living in her head rent-free for that long... and she’s proud of it.

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@WayneDupreeShow Saturday. No work. And you know you don’t have to work the next day.