Jachi 😈🇳🇬

future president of the federal Republic of Nigeria🇳🇬 My tweets are my opinion. davido 👑 30bg😈 I believe in God the father almighty 🙏

[kalakuta 🦍 @Kalakutaway]

I hear say Lord Baelish just build another apartment for town. I wan go check if the building fine

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

This girl at my job tryna warm her food with aluminum foil , I told her she can't do that she said "I'm new here I ain't know" girl you can't do that anywhere…

[Port Harcourt Aboki @GoodPikins]

Sabi Nwa sabi this thing wella😂

[Davido @davido]

OSUN 2026

[Davido @davido]

OSUN 2026

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

It is well

[𝐘𝐯𝐞𝐬 @thenayvuiiiton]

Alcohol made you do it, but you shaved before going.

[Tre⚜️ @_nun2me]

niggas was really discussing if 100 men could beat a gorilla

[⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ @knawtkai]

girl this both me

[E🎀 @ElsSaidIt]

Would go to KFC, not order anything and if they called a number for an order more than once it came home with me.

[سيدة @Ajoke__xx]

Waking up to pee will ruin tf outta some good sleep. I see why kids piss in the bed.

[‏ً @BALUCIAGA]

young hot ebony gets fucked by the cost of living

[Big Mobii @mobiiszn]

my final year exam, i skip some questions. who you come be???

[Wakkie @Big_Wakkie]

Class thieves watching you write your name on your math set and calculator

[LiliPop🍭🍡🍫🍭 @anthony_li64669]

Wahala be like 😂

My aunty already has 4 boys, and she decided to give birth one last time because she was hoping to finally have a girl. The husband didn’t even want another child, but she insisted.
Well… she finally gave birth.

TRIPLETS. 😭😭

Guess the gender

Boyss😭

[Sarkin Mota @SarkinMota_AMF]

just so we’re clear: are you now saying that the primaries conducted by the same party that produced your principal, who was the sitting President at the time, were neither free, fair nor credible?

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Real Madrid fans after finding out that Rodri doesn’t have any social media accounts for them to go and insult him on.

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

Peter trying to save Paul from Jude

[Gov Ademola Adeleke @AAdeleke_01]

Your mum has nothing to worry about.

It gives me great joy to see that civil servants that once suffered to the point of begging for food under the previous administration are now self sufficient. Tell your mum to tell her colleagues, more goodies are coming, we are winning.

[ًًًً @nobodylikestar]

babe wey i break up with today call me say i just lose the most important thing for my life, i rush go kitchen and she don empty my bag of ijebu garri