Lucky_Se7en ⚡⚡🥛

Help me find my friends?

Ethno-Confederalist Eco-Fascist

[Lucky_Se7en ⚡⚡🥛 @jayverse_exile]

Oh! To have a Madame, both modest and engaging, neither young nor pretty. Should we folic, galavant, even? The ignominious Shylocke is the sole obstacle to this fantasia.

[ᾶσχτ (âsht) @utilitaryan]

Napoleon would often take time away from his official duties to engage in playful, childlike games with his wife.

[Lucky_Se7en ⚡⚡🥛 @jayverse_exile]

Convenience stores should operate like military checkpoints. They check papers and if they find an EBT card they get dispatched in the parking lot.

[#1Miscreant @Chappytoa]

be grateful when someone gives you everything they have.

[Smellie Ellie Bellie 🍔 @uh_oh_smellie]

There’s some people that I know I would be so so so so so good with and I think they are so incredibly stupid for not dating me

[Harmful Logic @Harmful_Logic]

You Say Aura, I Say Swag
You Say Alt, i Say Hipster
You Say Goon, i Say Fap
You Say Cooked, I Say Owned
You Say 67, I Say 69

92% of people have turned to new lame terms. If you are part of the 8% that still use old epic ones then copy and paste this. Dont let them die! 🤘

[Lucky_Se7en ⚡⚡🥛 @jayverse_exile]

@Harmful_Logic Oh man, you win the Internet with this post!1! You can haz one Internet cookie.

[Lucky_Se7en ⚡⚡🥛 @jayverse_exile]

To all the LATRINAS in my DMs. Even your BRAHMIN CASTE looks like this to me

[SF Post @Schizopost69]

NFL star Tom Brady found guilty in the shooting of an unarmed black man.

Follow: @Schizopost69

[Lucky_Se7en ⚡⚡🥛 @jayverse_exile]

Ma'ammaries

[アシシュ☀️ @iashishranjann]

boobs sounds funny, breasts sound too formal, tits sounds aggressive, there has to be a better name ig

[Crispy @gaytwinkfaggot]

Taking this off private because it made me so fucking angry

[Lucky_Se7en ⚡⚡🥛 @jayverse_exile]

Mmm I sure do love @ConagraBrands Andy Capps processed corn product "cheddar fries" I'm indulging in a modest 3oz portion of the finest bag slop minimum wage can buy.

[Lucky_Se7en ⚡⚡🥛 @jayverse_exile]

Putting those peanut can springing snakes in my Tourniquet pouch before a force on force demonstration so when the ops loot my kit they get a surprise

Sproioioioioing

[Lucky_Se7en ⚡⚡🥛 @jayverse_exile]

Seeing a tweet that I can't answer because it's bad opsec, typing a response to it and burying it in the drafts like a pig carcass over a human corpse to throw off the search.

[pineapple koolaid groyper @g00bygr0yper]

i hate all the casual porn on here but i love the casual racism/antisemitism/homophobia

[Lucky_Se7en ⚡⚡🥛 @jayverse_exile]

Going to the Halloween rave dressed as general grievous and selling carts "guaranteed to make you cough your spine out" from beneath my cloak with the green and blue glow sticks sewn to the inside.

[chloe @Dykeocletian]

tested a Gameboy game from 1994 today at work and made the soy face when this popped up on screen

[Lucky_Se7en ⚡⚡🥛 @jayverse_exile]

How the French Foid looks at me when I bring up my prior drug trafficking convictions

[Lucky_Se7en ⚡⚡🥛 @jayverse_exile]

@pedrosemfreio1 Solar plexus - wide open
Temples - wide open
Chin - untucked and open
Floating ribs - wide open
Feet - too square, no balance
Hooks - pinkies facing forward instead of down, in danger of spraining/breaking
Thumbs - idek what to say about them
Tits - mogged by my mexican bag work

[Lucky_Se7en ⚡⚡🥛 @jayverse_exile]

Johnny Depp: The un-Heard story.

[Day Drinker @DayDrinkerMovie]

Don’t you sometimes want to misbehave?

Day Drinker starring Johnny Depp, Madelyn Cline, and Penélope Cruz – in theaters March 26, 2027.

[Lucky_Se7en ⚡⚡🥛 @jayverse_exile]

There was a line we crossed with the wumpus hate where it was morbid but still humorous but now it's just thinly veiled torture porn. Get this thing off my timeline

[Lucky_Se7en ⚡⚡🥛 @jayverse_exile]

Sometimes the bear chooses you