JayWeiny

I came back as a bag of groceries
Accidentally taken off the shelf
Before the date stamped on myself

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New on the Swear Trek @GIPHY channel: https://t.co/FsSXHDNYGZ

"Why won't you answer my question"

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@pescame 25 years is a quarter century, not a quarter decade. Love the show.

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He said we'd be sick of winning, and now that he won, I am a little sick.

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To ease some election anxiety. How to channel your anger and despair into action: https://t.co/tAg48R451I via @slate

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@jayweiny what would first reaction be if name sounded 'foreign'

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Wonder if media/politicos will look first to race/religion as motive in Iowa police slaying. Suspect name is Scott Michael Greene.

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I dislike rompers. Really really dislike.

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I will be happier once election day has passed. Glad when headlines will not be about deficiencies of leadership; & might be positive

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Stirewalt wants RNC to "exercise it's demons"

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Crowd shot of GOP just looked like a bingo parlor

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Antonio Sabato, Jr.'s tie (Or his evil soap opera twin) is melting into shirt.

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Wish CNN had a leg cam like FoxNews. I hear Jeffrey Lord has killer legs.

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On that note, Michael Smerconish looking good, bald with beard, also in blue on blue

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David Axelrod needs to fire his hair stylist and either get a good wig or go bic.

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Up next, some women Donald Trump met in an elevator in a building in a state.

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Dana Bash throws out an ultra lame Joanie loves Chachi joke. She needs better writers. @AngeGold

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OK, up close Scott Baio looks his age. Not enjoying the micro-collar.

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Interesting programming note. CNN airing live convention coverage with commentary breakaways, foxnews sticks to O'Reilly factor

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Jake Tapper looking dapper in blue on blue, providing color commentary alongside Wolf Blitzer's play-by-play in classic Black

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I think the GOP announcer is the same woman who announces the floors in my elevator