Jay

Master of deception and subterfuge

[Jay @jaywilkinsonn]

#NUFC

[Liam Bright @lastpositivist]

The holiday was once about remembering the costs of war. The change in language around it is pervasive and pernicious.

[Jay @jaywilkinsonn]

My granda has just told me he read this on Facebook but thinks it “might’ve been a joke, surely he’s not done the teamsheet already” unbelievable

[Francis @FrancisChipp]

EXCL🚨: Eddie Howe has suggested he may be forced to deploy goalkeeper Martin Dubravka in an attacking role for this weekend’s trip to Bournemouth. Callum Wilson is set to join the lengthy injury list. #NUFC

[Just Stop Oil @JustStop_Oil]

The @metpoliceuk appear to be blocking an ambulance on Waterloo Bridge so they can blame it on a protest march going in the other direction.

[Jay @jaywilkinsonn]

Being buzzing about this then thinking how much of it will be the Liverpool game

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

% - The percentage of match time in which Premier League teams have been ahead in 2023-24 (all competitions):

47.9% - Manchester City
47.3% - Newcastle United
39.9% - Liverpool
38.9% - West Ham United
37.3% - Arsenal
35.9% - Aston Villa
33.4% - Tottenham Hotspur
33.1% - Everton
31.4% - Chelsea
31.0% - Brighton and Hove Albion
29.9% - Brentford
27.0% - Fulham
24.5% - Nottingham Forest
23.0% - Crystal Palace
22.0% - Wolverhampton Wanderers
16.2% - Burnley
15.8% - Manchester United
14.7% - Luton Town
13.3% - Bournemouth
4.5% - Sheffield United

Drifting.

[Jay @jaywilkinsonn]

If I keep going there’s going to be genuine debates over whether 34 year old Matt Ritchie can be called starboy

[Andy Sixsmith @andysixsmithtv]

But seriously, this lad… Starboy 👏👏 #NUFC

[Memecastle United @Memecastle_Utd]

Fair play from Dortmund tonight

#NUFC

[NUFC Gallowgate 🏆 @NUFCgallowgate]

TNT saying this was against #NUFC when it’s obviously against UEFA @footballontnt

[Jay @jaywilkinsonn]

Howe been asking his Churchill statue for advice on the starting xi

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

(Almost) full English 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Newcastle are the first team to start as many as eight English players in a Champions League game since Man Utd against FC Kosice in 1997.

#BVBNEW

[Manxpie @manxpie86]

Have they not learnt anything over the last few days!??
Motherfuckers!

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

The Geordie boys. 👊

[Ally Fogg @AllyFogg]

Bloody hell, this is somehow horrifying & pathetic at the same time.

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

more Palestinian kids have been killed by Israel in 30 days than US soldiers were killed in the first 5 yrs of the Iraq war & people politely asking their govt not to support this have to wakeup every day to defend themselves from the most bad faith, racist fake outrages on earth

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

❝Playing in the Champions League, it's where we want to be.❞

Another special #UCL night awaits... ✊

[Sporting Minute @sportingminute]

Watch Arsenal players here btw, none of them appeal for the ‘foul’ on Gabriel.

Gabriel himself is fucking pointing to where the ball went ‘out’ ffs. 🤣 #NUFC

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

The star of the show! 🎭

[Ellis🥋 @elIisburner]

“Won the duels”