The Infamous Jay Wulff

Let's just have a nice cup of tea. No, not you. Or you. Not you either. Sod it, I'LL just have a nice cup of tea!

[The Infamous Jay Wulff @JayWulffDJ]

Turns out one of the main reasons we find gnats, midges, etc. so annoying is because of a pheromone they excrete from their feet.
They're all different, of course, but we tend to refer to them all as "musky toes".

#Joke
#JokeOfTheDay
#Wildlife

[Tim Vine @RealTimVine]

My England World Cup Song. This could be out of date in two weeks. Listen while it’s still relevant! Come on England. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿#theWorldCup

[Nick Volpe @nvolpewild]

The FLUFFIEST catwalk ever! 🥹🦋

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Immigration makes Britain brilliant.

[Bally's Boots @BallysBoots]

Man goes in a pub.

The barman says, “Get out, we don’t serve exotic fruit here...”

[Carl Bovis @CarlBovisNature]

Very low shutter speed for this Treecreeper in a dark wood recentlyy, so when it suddenly flew, I had a blurry shot...
Normally I'd delete this kind of thing, but on this occasion, I quite like it! 😁😍

[The Infamous Jay Wulff @JayWulffDJ]

Delicious! 🤌🏻

[Zack Polanski @ZackPolanski]

@LozzaFox You.

[Volcaholic 🌋 @volcaholic1]

I'll be watching this on repeat for the rest of the day....

[Carl Bovis @CarlBovisNature]

Look at the face! 😍
I was thrilled to get this shot of a gorgeous Red Kite today near Steart Marshes in Somerset! 😀
It was holding the flesh of some creature in its talons and was eating it as it flew right over my head! 😮
Zoom in and just Look at the face! 😍🐦

[The Infamous Jay Wulff @JayWulffDJ]

Really hoping the Greens can properly capitalise on this, and can start to dream much bigger!

[Zakia @zakiaonsol]

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she's just like
"but how will I know if someone is stealing it" and my dad is just like
"because you'll be sitting on the floor" and she slapped him

[Monstrously Cute @CuteMonstrously]

Sometimes you just need to howl it out 🌕🐺

[Anthony Etherin @Anthony_Etherin]

Nightlife's a boozy zoo: Base filth. Gin.

#palindrome

[Vittorio @vittorioangelon]

I’ll die on this hill

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I’ve only got two, maybe three good Motown puns left in me. Four Tops.

[Anthony Etherin @Anthony_Etherin]

VIRAL (Palindrome)

Pure viral life,
we sire, we rise,
we fill a river up.

[🇨🇭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇭© @InsideLucysHead]

My uncle bought a piano from Nigeria...

He brought it home and hired a guy to come and tune it.

The piano tuner struggles with it and after five minutes says, “Lemme guess... West African piano?”

“Yeah, how did you know?” my uncle responds.

“Well, West African pianos are notoriously hard to tune,” he says, “not like North African pianos, they Tunisia “

[Pam Ayres MBE @PamAyres]

An algorithm’s watching me, I am not certain why,
It sends advertisements for things I do not want to buy,
It makes me feel uneasy, that upon me it has preyed,
And if I could locate it, I would whack it with a spade.

[FITBATWEETS @fitbatweets]

RIP the great John Virgo.

[La vida en viñetas @lavidaenvinetas]

Dan Piraro