my dad's dad died recently and my mom just told me that now if they're (for example) deciding what kind of pizza to get he'll be like "well we have to get pepperoni..........because I'm an orphan.........."
when i was younger i thought Rihanna had actually killed some people and it didn’t help when i saw the Man Down video. i thought she was a criminal at large and nobody cared because she was sexy 😭
I love doing stuff alone because nobody can rush me. I like taking my time and just.. being. Might go one place and end up in many other places idk. I like to slow down and take in my surroundings.
The Emperor’s New Groove (2000) feels like Disney accidentally made a screwball comedy instead of a fairy tale, and it works. The jokes land, the pacing is ruthless, and Yzma might be one of the funniest villains the studio ever created.
Mind you this is what ai is doing to peoples homes. Some cant even let fresh air in bc the smell from the data centers is so bad. But yeah go say its creative
“I’m 40 years old I can’t be dealing with this!” 🤣
I'm dying. you can tell this UPS driver is having the best and worst time all at once.
Update on your delivery-
“Your package has been delivered under sheer panic and terror from wild turkeys.” 😂😂