Jessica Martin

✌🏻🙃 🤟🏻✨

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I’m like the opposite of AI. It took me over half an hour to write a simple email, and I didn’t consume a single drop of water all day.

[໊ @buffys]

“he isn’t even following the theme” #metgala

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

my friends are texting me asking if i’m okay as if harry styles is my ex

[💭 @haylorvault]

13 years ago today, harry got his ship tattoo with taylor 🧡

[meghan @deloisivete]

Some of you need to be visited by the ghost of quit emailing me so much before Christmas

[The Antihero @YourBoy_KG]

Are the developers at Outlook happy with their search function?

[Barb and Star 🌴 @BarbAndStar]

put them in the White Lotus

[Always On @werealwayson]

Mia Thermopolis after getting a fresh blowout

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

Extremely strong “Night before the Battle of Winterfell” vibes rn

[𝖔𝖈𝖙𝖔𝖇𝖊𝖗 𝖑𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖘 @aperfectpumpkin]

u ever smell the air and it smells like the 4th grade scholastic book fair on a chilly tuesday in october of 2000

[The Tennis Letter @TheTennisLetter]

Hang it in The Louvre.

[rufus jones @rufusjones1]

This is like the Arrested Development pilot.

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

"So, go ahead and enjoy women's sports like you would any other sports, because they are sports." - Venus Williams

"Except you, Harrison Butker. We don't need you." - Serena Williams

"At all. Like, ever." - Quinta Brunson #ESPYS

[Jessica Martin @jayymartin3]

☘️🍾🏆

[lesbians for lucy dacus @phoebertbobert]

said she knows she lived through it (the boygenius summer depression of 2023) to get to this moment (chappell hot girl summer of 2024)

[meg ⭐️🎬 @cherryangelkiwi]

sending harry styles a "you up?" text

[Jessica Martin @jayymartin3]

I know I’m getting old because the roller skates during Usher’s performance made me more nervous than anything else

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

All’s fair in love and poetry... New album THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT. Out April 19 🤍

https://t.co/WdrCmvLHyA

📷: Beth Garrabrant