Jenn Keller

I say fuck a lot.

[Jenn Keller @jayymmmkayy]

Me: *doing good at bowling for once in my life*
Travis: She’s a freak on the lanes

[Jenn Keller @jayymmmkayy]

Me: Otters are your favorite animal?
Andrew: Ehh, it’s close between a lot of animals…

He just loves them all lol.

[Jenn Keller @jayymmmkayy]

Andrew & I talking about learning a new skill:

Me: I’ll be bad at first…
Him: The fun part is learning.
Me: No the fun part is being good at it and doing it

[Jenn Keller @jayymmmkayy]

@sophiaknoppe: I’m just gonna think “what would Jenn do?”

Me: No, you need to think “What would non-triggered Sophia do?”

Sophia: I don’t know her!?! 🤨

[Jenn Keller @jayymmmkayy]

Andrew & I are having a blast categorizing people by whether they’re a “beanie person” or not. 😂

[Jenn Keller @jayymmmkayy]

Me- “Sorry you have to deal with me.”
Andrew- “I’m not ‘dealing’ with you. I love you. I’m embracing you.”

😭😭😭

[Jenn Keller @jayymmmkayy]

@byealiciaaa & I just ambushed our accountant.

[Jenn Keller @jayymmmkayy]

I just decided that I’m gonna unleash a bunch of my drafts, because why not?

[Jenn Keller @jayymmmkayy]

@sophiaknoppe @byealiciaaa

[Jenn Keller @jayymmmkayy]

“Nothing against her personally… just her taste.” -@byealiciaaa

[Jenn Keller @jayymmmkayy]

“The amount of times I’ve been in a Cosmoprof crying…” - @sophiaknoppe

[Camping World @CampingWorld]

@netflix why do i feel like we’re waiting for brett to get his pants tailored rn?

[Chey Dubz @CaffieneKrazy]

Me trying to get into #LoveIsBlindLIVE right now

[Jenn Keller @jayymmmkayy]

@sophiaknoppe She’s getting too big! 😩

[Jenn Keller @jayymmmkayy]

@sophiaknoppe Light, inhale, exhale 💨

[Jenn Keller @jayymmmkayy]

Andrew: When we are old we should write a book about our love and call it “A Lifetime of Farts”.

[Jenn Keller @jayymmmkayy]

I’m sitting in the waiting room in urgent care and the man next to me is working remotely from his laptop while he waits to be seen. Welcome to America.

[Jenn Keller @jayymmmkayy]

“I wish my family had more fucked up conversations at Thanksgiving.” -@byealiciaaa