kachow mein

I like things that make me happy

[kachow mein @jayypizzlr]

I dream to one day be as thicc as Elastigirl

[no context memes @nocontextmemes]

Gaming Presidents kill the ender dragon

[kachow mein @jayypizzlr]

@nati0nalpark Virgin tarnished vs chad Voldemort

[kachow mein @jayypizzlr]

@nati0nalpark *takes 1 dmg* “Put these foolish ambitions to rest”

[baby 👹 @chelsearaain]

sentences that i still feel weird saying: i own a home with my spouse 🥹🖤

@jayypizzlr we did it!!!

[baby 👹 @chelsearaain]

friday, i’m in love 🖤

[kachow mein @jayypizzlr]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO MY BOIS!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dallas Fuel @DallasFuel]

"but somewhere, a glimmer of hope exists, the hope of a new era."

YOUR 2022 OVERWATCH LEAGUE CHAMPIONS

[Aston Martin Aramco F1 Team @AstonMartinF1]

It's not goodbye, it's see you later.

Arigato gozaimasu, Suzuka.

#F1 #JapaneseGP

[kachow mein @jayypizzlr]

@saaaaaavv Gina really saw the cast of lion king on Broadway do it on a plane once and thought “yeah… high schoolers should do that too.”

[プラチナさんさ銀 @gin__movie]

もし東映版スパイダーマンがMCUに来たら

[kachow mein @jayypizzlr]

Man it is embarrassing how my dog is just as socially inept as I am 🙃

[kachow mein @jayypizzlr]

It’s funny how gen x or boomers talk about loan forgiveness because they’re so close to figuring out who’s at fault

“Who am i going to get mad at, the corporate overlords who built these inescapable loans? Or the 18 y/o who doesn’t know what he’s signing away? Obvs the 18 y/o”

[kachow mein @jayypizzlr]

@kay_busta @chelsearaain as per usual we both forgot to take couple pictures so there are only group pics of us 👯

[kachow mein @jayypizzlr]

I wish there was a way to downvote advertisements on YouTube

[kachow mein @jayypizzlr]

How does anyone do anything anymore man I’m tired

[kachow mein @jayypizzlr]

Conservatives will fight tooth and nail to get schools to arm teachers with guns but stay fucking silent when it comes to paying teachers a livable wage or even paying for their school supplies

[kachow mein @jayypizzlr]

@CosmonautMarcus It just proves the whole “good guys with guns” argument invalid. These shitheads don’t actually want to be “good guys”, they just want to use their guns as an intimidation tactic and an excuse to murder civilians.

[kachow mein @jayypizzlr]

Fucking disgusting. Republicans care more about their fucking guns and controlling womens genitals than they do innocent children. Absolutely fucking disgusting.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: A gunman killed 14 children and a teacher at an elementary school in Uvalde, Texas, Gov. Greg Abbott said. The 18-year-old suspect was also killed. https://t.co/5zJTcrL1NK

[kachow mein @jayypizzlr]

Man the amount of victim blaming here is fucking insane. So many replies of “wHy DidNt yOu JusT sAy nO iNsTeAd of lyiNG”

Like bruh why didn’t the guy just not fucking stalk her at her place of work wtf

[PROVOCATEUR @sighjunwa]

LADIES BE FUCKING CAREFUL -

an uber driver that drove me to work about three weeks ago came to my job tonight. he asked the hosts for me BY NAME and they told this man that i was upstairs and let him straight to me. I don’t know this man from adam but he remembered where i work

[kachow mein @jayypizzlr]

Sometimes I’ll just sit on my toilet and fart just so I have an excuse to use the bidet

[kachow mein @jayypizzlr]

My workout playlist always rotates between pop punk, EDM, or anime music