Jay

[Geist @TysonCreme]

If you’re good, you go to Madrid. If you’re shit, you go to Arsenal.

But you only leave after winning with us.

[sirhighbreed @sirhighbreed]

There’s nothing a fat woman can do for me

[Daddy Lewa @TheHN1C]

Your wife won’t let you sniff cocaine line off her ass crack.
Won’t agree to an orgy with the boys.
Won’t let you piss in her mouth.
And that’s just the beginning 😂🤷🏿‍♂️

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨🗣️ Kylian Mbappé: "People say Messi is talent and CR7 is hard work? I'm not trying to be condescending, but that's something that only PEOPLE WHO HAVE NEVER PLAYED FOOTBALL can say.

If you can look me in the eyes and tell me Cristiano isn't talented or that Messi isn't a hard-worker, then you simply never laced your boots up and played football." @Sorare

[🩸 🐾 🐾 @SuckaFreeNickxx]

Damn near gotta molest me

[🎀Strawberry Cheesecake🎀 @Radebe_merci]

It’s like a school with many classrooms. Just because you’re in the same school doesn’t mean you belong to every classroom. You only belong where you’re registered.

[Goals Xtra @GoalsXtra]

Gabriel missed and Champions PSG !! #UCL https://t.co/LzASLctND7

[AKA @akaworldwide]

They will call you names, they will call you crazy, they will label you this and label you that. DONT LET UP. You are BLESSED to be a SOUTH AFRICAN.

[🍊Elgin Barrett Eugene Smith lll🍊 @Southside_Gunn]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I Present… CEO Trayle and Larry June

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: Xabi Alonso has accepted to become Chelsea next manager, HERE WE GO! 🔵🔜

The agreement is set to be completed.

#CFC prepare official announcement for the upcoming days, but Xabi said YES. 💣

[Jay @jayyyIzzo]

@LKCOYB Twitch stream my brother in Christ???

[ZUBY: @ZubyMusic]

I'm amused by this idea that prior to 'capitalism', people didn't have to work to survive.

[Jay 🕋☪️✈️ @jay_kobbe]

Is this a South Park skit

[Josh Rainer @JoshRainerGold]

After two weeks of hitting every muscle group you actually never get sore again if you stay consistent

[Texas @JusticeViglante]

A great debate among the intellectually challenged. Calling a man who fought for his people and had almost 3 decades of his life taken away from him a sellout goes to show how privileged you lot are.

[Wabhi Khazri @radebejnr]

south african women have truly adopted the american women culture it’s sad

[Zidyep Osborn @ZidyepO]

It’s only funny because you know who women will choose if tables were turned.

[Max @MaxNomaNini]

The whites says were racist and there's a genocide, Africans says we are xenophobic but no one wants to leave us alone why????

[Kelly R @KelRo736]

SA has 80% internet penetration.
We are responsible for 75% of the continent's internet traffic.
We have three bases in Antarctica with internet connectivity. Other African countries use SA subsidiaries for mobile internet. We didn't ask for Starlink. Elon keeps begging.