Jazmin

dumb fresh life • Houston born, East Texas raised

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Cooked my a$$$ off tn. My next home cooked meal will be in approx 148 days

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Watching a looottt of cooking shows lately

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Very appreciative of the restaurants that provide nutritional info 🤰🏻🙏 @wingstop @ChickfilA

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Can I start maternity leave like now? 🙃

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Snagged the last kolache at standpipe and the woman behind me wanted it 😛

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Omg the heartburn 😭

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Rediscovered John Mayer In Your Atmosphere. On repeat all day. You’re welcome, V

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All these people I know going to Europe knowing I’m about to have a kid and be poor af

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The frozen foods section is my bff 😂🥴

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Super proud of myself for eating part of a boiled egg 😖

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La Pitchoune: Cooking in France is darling

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Stepped outside and my glasses instantly fogged up 🥵

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Might be time for that pregnancy belt thing 😭

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Shitty week so far

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I want to eat my feelings and I can’t 😭

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It occurs to me that if Rachel suggested a throuple with that demon and Ariana, he really did tell her his and Ariana’s relationship was open. Fuqqin liar #PumpRules

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Sorry, SUBHUMAN

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FINALLY TEARS FROM THIS STONE OF A PERSON #pumprules

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And Tom is a demon and manipulated Rachel to lie. Not to spare Ariana’s feelings like they claimed, but to save their own ugly faces. And Rachel’s dumb ass went along with it #pumprules

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I half expected Ariana to go slap Tom for that tshirt comment. Low fucking blow. Here’s to all the girls who wear tshirts during sex 🥂❤️ #PumpRules

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I think Tom and Rachel still don’t understand how fucked up it is what they did and how it is different from other cheating on the show and that’s sick #pumprules