Jasmine Foss

[Jasmine Foss @jazmanimal]

True and effective
@BizabeeJ @wanderlustwilis @smltwncailleach @raph662 @mnRED_17 @RIPSTXR_ @amck @James_W_Bates @itsarolf @KemmetChris

[Jasmine Foss @jazmanimal]

True and effective
@BizabeeJ @wanderlustwilis @smltwncailleach @raph662 @mnRED_17 @RIPSTXR_ @amck @James_W_Bates @itsarolf @KemmetChris

[Jasmine Foss @jazmanimal]

@xsqoof Coronnials!

[Jasmine Foss @jazmanimal]

@WCCO Lazy days for all!

[Jasmine Foss @jazmanimal]

Kinda thinking the elephants’ episode of Our Planet is an exact rip off of Mad Max Fury Road.

[Hans Olson @HanSoHotRiteNow]

Concurrently the only proper response when someone thanks you for a French Dip is “Au Jus”

[ResistanceHole @ResistanceHole]

Resistance Win! This Artist Was Going To Draw Trump And Putin Kissing, But Was Worried That Seemed Homophobic, So He Had Them Kiss While Thinking About Pamela Anderson https://t.co/84IJkhwzI7

[Jasmine Foss @jazmanimal]

@realDonaldTrump Yep those dems have a hive mind. Same exact opinions and decisions across the board, everywhere 🙄. Lots of republican politicians seem to hate YOU though! @realDonaldTrump

[City of Minneapolis @CityMinneapolis]

Did you know dog fighting happens right here in Minneapolis? Dog fighting is illegal in all 50 states. On Dog Fighting Awareness Day, Minneapolis Animal Care and Controls wants you to know what to look for.

#BreakTheChain @ASPCA https://t.co/btaF1ywTL9

[Jasmine Foss @jazmanimal]

After a year’s hiatus from Twitter, I realize this probably is my calling after all.

[Jasmine Foss @jazmanimal]

Shopping in hs: will this give me boobs?
Shopping now: would an old lesbian on a farm wear this? I think I can rock it...

[Jasmine Foss @jazmanimal]

@OhNoSheTwitnt do you think his family actually likes him??

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Learn from our past. Please.

[Jasmine Foss @jazmanimal]

@NapGameShane I have WAAAAY more respect for female dogs everywhere.

[Jasmine Foss @jazmanimal]

Overheard at Super Bowl party; "don't worry, the patriots are still ahead in the electoral college."
#SuperBowl @POTUS

[Jasmine Foss @jazmanimal]

brought my dad to my local dive bar tonight. he got hit on by "uncle Jill".