Jazmin✨

[Jazmin✨ @jazmelch24]

Still can’t believe I’m a homeowner. I did it! We did it! One of our biggest accomplishments. I’m so proud 🥲🏡 🔐👨‍👩‍👧

[Jazmin✨ @jazmelch24]

@AthenaMia2nd @AMAZlNGNATURE That’s a gremlin

[☔ @Whotfismick]

i’m this old

[Petty LaBelle @PickleMamaa]

Nobody:

Trump at all times:

[Jazmin✨ @jazmelch24]

My first ICU shift was incredible! Just so amazing. Wow. Cannot wait for my next shift already 🥲

[Eric Alper 🎧 @ThatEricAlper]

My favorite new word…

[culture @notgwendalupe]

funny moments in movies i think about constantly:

1) chad michael murray not being able to recognize hilary duff in this tiny mask in 'a cinderella story'

[Crazy Clips @crazyclipsonly]

Patient went in for a bladder stone; it turns out it’s a calcified baby she never birthed

[☔ @Whotfismick]

multiple siblings can grow up in the same house, with the same parents, and have completely different childhoods

[¥ @laylanaiim]

Teach your daughters that having a voice is way more important than being nice.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

it's mandatory that I have alone time. I can't be around people 24/7

[Morbid Knowledge @MorbidKnowledge]

How to not get murdered by a serial killer according to serial killer Danny Rolling. Rolling murdered five students in Gainesville, Florida over four days in August 1990.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“what will cure all your problems?”

me :

[RAAE @GORGEOUSRAAE]

Baby soon as the door shut I don’t play

[Michelle Caroline @michcarolinelo]

girl math is having a car lip balm, room lip balm, work lip balm, & bag lip balm

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

i wanna know what goes through beavers mind these mfs just see a flowing river and be like “not on my watch”

[Danilo @odedanilo]

loud and unnecessary noise bothers me so much 😭