Jazz Foster

29 | she/her | yells at hockey games | knows more about 🍺 than the average 🐻 | Event Manager @lonestarcourt Just like a real person, I didn’t choose my life

[Jazz Foster @Jazz_Foster]

Hey @ Nintendo how about a Bachelor game but Waluigi is the bachelor he already has the rose HE JUST WANTS LOVE

[Jazz Foster @Jazz_Foster]

@Sheriffwoo50834 Lmao would put that loss on literally anyone before Dobeš. Can’t win if you don’t score.

[Jazz Foster @Jazz_Foster]

Hating the Habs is in my blood, and even I’m starting to feel bad. Dobeš doesn’t deserve this.

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

Forcing the Canadiens to play the third period just seems really mean at this point

[Riley 🐀 @Tranz_Ferdinand]

The whole trial was an absolute farce. The players legal reps were allowed to compromise multiple juries to get to a bench trial, weirdly specific bits of evidence thrown out, a judge lecturing her in that conclusion. It was disgusting

[Adam Herman @AdamZHerman]

It's telling that Chayka is getting grilled like this while Quenneville and Bowman were served up softballs to talk about charity work they did or whatever.

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

Senators eliminated for 5 mins and Brady is already traded

[Jazz Foster @Jazz_Foster]

I hate the chanting the goalie’s name thing. It’s confusing and lazy. I want to see creative taunts. Rhyme something.

[hagens 4 calder @44hagenz]

bruins family line

[claire (FIVE CUCKS IN BIO) @clairernak]

MY TEAM MARKED SAFE FROM BAD STUPID OVERPRICED DEFENSEMAN TRADE?? CAN IT BE????

[Conor Ryan @ConorRyan_93]

Happy for Brad Marchand.

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

I want to see Brad Marchand do well but I don't want him to become a Panthers legend. We're toeing a dangerous line here

[Katie Nolan @katienolan]

I’m happy he’s happy I’m happy he’s happy I’m happy he’s happy I should probably just stop watching hockey

[Jazz Foster @Jazz_Foster]

Blue team 4 lyfeeee 🥶

Raising money for the kids by re-enacting the Disney Channel Summer Games starts soon

https://t.co/aOA9EweAPC

[Bryce M @lastgeek]

May 31st. 10 am CDT. We're raising money @ExtraLife4Kids . Be there.

Watch: https://t.co/74DimKoi4o
Donate: https://t.co/kYPACICDHH

[Jazz Foster @Jazz_Foster]

I know every day is a fight, but when loved ones are fully against your survival it’s so hard to keep going. I hope we all have reasons to persist.

[Jazz Foster @Jazz_Foster]

More like Promethe-Yes Please 🥵

[Ben Starr @The_Ben_Starr]

It’s time to get fired up. Again.

Meet PROMETHEUS in Hades II. He’s sexy and sounds suspiciously like me.

[Jazz Foster @Jazz_Foster]

I’ve been chosen for Wheel of Doom six times now. I think @lastgeek rigged this thing 😒
Just Dancing the night away!

[Jazz Foster @Jazz_Foster]

Coming out of Extra Life retirement to raise money for children’s hospitals! Tune in to watch the Sugar & Spice Girls (and Bryce) play games for charity - do not expect greatness from me - at https://t.co/aOA9Ewf8Fa