one hundred thousand meaningless graphic tee shirt brands and yet noone will open a shop called Garb that sells simple jerkins, tunics, smocks, cloaks, and other essential peasant staples
As far as fantasy sandwiches go, elves would have their own kind of banh mi (vegetables pickled in century-vats), dwarves would be patty melt fanatics (forge-heated), don't think orcs can handle gluten so probably just charred meat betwixt lettuce, goblins... shokupan + egg salad
Abdul El-Sayed - who thinks football is racist - just MALFUNCTIONED trying to talk about Michigan football.
EL-SAYED: "It's about to be football season...I can't wait to uh beat Ohio...and let's just remember JD Vance...Ohio JD Vance..."
Currently listening to a non-Marty Robbins version of "Big Iron" courtesy of whatever Spotify station this place has on. Very unnerving. Like encountering some type of skinwalker.