✨Hermione Gangster💋

JAZZE: the E is silent. Circa '89. There’s no EARTH without ART. My boobs are trying to to kill me but I ain’t no punk... #FckCancer 💕🎨🐞

[✨Hermione Gangster💋 @jazzeorwhatever]

@nightghost320 say it again for the people in the back!!!!!!

[✨Hermione Gangster💋 @jazzeorwhatever]

…but you know what! let me not even sound like a hater. cuz if i had Salma’s body, you’d have to pay me to stay clothed!!! 😫😎😝

[✨Hermione Gangster💋 @jazzeorwhatever]

as sexy as @channingtatum & @salmahayek are, i swear i’m tired of seeing this #MagicMikesLastDance trailer over and over…

[✨Hermione Gangster💋 @jazzeorwhatever]

@ChonnieStar i’m sure i’m late, but i am looooving the black hair! 😍👩🏻‍🦱😏

[✨Hermione Gangster💋 @jazzeorwhatever]

DEAR GAWD, I JUST WANT SOME COCONUT SHRIMP!!! 😩😭🍤

[✨Hermione Gangster💋 @jazzeorwhatever]

@sagileo 👀👀👀 well, well, well…what do we have here?!!

[✨Hermione Gangster💋 @jazzeorwhatever]

diced honeydew & strawberry >>
🤤🍈🍓

[✨Hermione Gangster💋 @jazzeorwhatever]

@sonyanicolee_ forever been a @sonyanicolee_ stan!! 🥰😍😂

[✨Hermione Gangster💋 @jazzeorwhatever]

@bru_jeria @aprettyPR THAT PART!!!

[✨Hermione Gangster💋 @jazzeorwhatever]

@catd00kie as someone who’s currently stage IV, i LIVE for this day! congratulations to your dad! 🥹😘♥️

[Dr Hiawatha Smalls @kblizzle]

These lending companies need to stop sending mail that looks like checks

[✨Hermione Gangster💋 @jazzeorwhatever]

@ChonnieStar 😫😂😂 i have so many questions…

[✨Hermione Gangster💋 @jazzeorwhatever]

RIP Barbara Walters ♥️

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

The way that baby told daddy to worry about yourself I’m up here with Auntie Whitney 😭💀

[✨Hermione Gangster💋 @jazzeorwhatever]

one. of. my. faves. 😍🥰🖤

[✨Hermione Gangster💋 @jazzeorwhatever]

@TanaIsBananas lol i love her! did she act like she wasn’t sure if she could do the design and then killed it per usual? 😂
i started to go there today for a much-needed pedicure.

[✨Hermione Gangster💋 @jazzeorwhatever]

@_videovixen_ @kaliworldd @JayUncut MY GAWD! 😂 she is CLEARLY unhinged, having some sort of breakdown and we’re witnessing it in real time. the initial reply was unnecessary & stupid enough, but she just keeeeeps going. the secondhand embarrassment is REAL!

[✨Hermione Gangster💋 @jazzeorwhatever]

@TanaIsBananas YEEEESSS!! they came out so cute!! 😍

[✨Hermione Gangster💋 @jazzeorwhatever]

i started Christmas shopping in JUNE! actually, i started a list of what to get my loved ones in January.

so can someone please explain why i’m STILL scrambling to buy stuff & worrying about package tracking?! 😩

[✨Hermione Gangster💋 @jazzeorwhatever]

@80sixblack @BLaze4490 Liquid Death really is top-tier! i had it for the first time at @Dreamvillefest. but i definitely asked “so this is just regular water?” like 3 times before buying it 😂