Matt Pierson

[Dr. Abdul El-Sayed @AbdulElSayed]

Couldn’t have said it better myself.

[Matt Pierson @jazzguymatt]

@flea333 That’s like asking “Charlie Haden or Jaco). I prefer hearing Cherry, but Wynton may be the best technical player we’ve seen.

[Matt Pierson @jazzguymatt]

@JustBB_Media @Buster_ESPN An inning is 3 outs - 50 even for Sanchez.

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

This is only the beginning.

He has no plans to leave office or allow free elections. Nor are his plans hidden—they're all unfolding in plain sight.

The Insurrection never ended and the Christofascists won't stop until our democracy is gone.

Choose who you'll be in this moment.

[Paul Rudnick @PaulRudnickNY]

King Charles is thinking:
"Was there a yard sale at a whorehouse?"
"My mother truly despised him"
"Did he make the model airplane from a kit?"
"I thought Kimmel's joke was funny"
"Is this style called Bloated Tyrant Crap?"
"Should I wake him?"

[PoliticsGirl @IAmPoliticsGirl]

I think I'm done being played.

[Paul Rudnick @PaulRudnickNY]

After Jesus was shown this photo of Megyn Kelly and Russell Brand he said, "This is the second worst use of a cross in history"

[Matt Pierson @jazzguymatt]

@HPluckrose @fakedansavage Half your age +7 is the rule

[Matt Pierson @jazzguymatt]

@WhiteHouse This stat means nothing. But you knew that.

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

God’s heart is torn apart by wars, violence, injustice and lies. But our Father’s heart is not with the wicked, the arrogant, or the proud. God’s heart is with the little ones and the humble, and with them He builds up His Kingdom of love and peace day by day. Wherever there is love and service, God is there. #ApostolicJourney #Algeria

[Matt Pierson @jazzguymatt]

@ChefReactions You at the game today? Me too - what’s the chef eating?

[Matt Pierson @jazzguymatt]

@adammocklerr Sneak in Ben Carson for some reason…

[Matt Pierson @jazzguymatt]

@Acyn Wow, gasoline-powered planes!

[Matt Pierson @jazzguymatt]

@jamespoyser No!!!

[Matt Pierson @jazzguymatt]

@flea333 Amen to that!

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Nolan Ryan’s ERA was 3.09 the year the Beatles’ White Album came out. It was 2.91 the year Nirvana released Nevermind.

[Matt Pierson @jazzguymatt]

@PaulRudnickNY Zales ad

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Ossoff: "Among today's false prophets are the election deniers who indulge this president's obsession with overturning the 2020 election. Hear me when I say this -- they tell a lie so absurd, and therefore so debasing to tell, that the act of telling it proves the teller's total and humiliating submission."

[Dan Savage @fakedansavage]

Come slap the dick out of my mouth, Oliver.