Josh

Songwriter, screenwriter, follower of MMA, I'm writing a novel

[Josh @Jazzquezz]

Me, staring out of the 4th floor balcony: Its not the distance which kills you in the event of falling, it's the speed at which you hit the ground!

[Josh @Jazzquezz]

@joekjoek @hentaipizzalord good sketch is good

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@hentaipizzalord Saw this and thought of you

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It was my New Years resolution to start smoking last year and I succeeded. This year, I'm quitting. 3 days cigarette free so far.

[Josh @Jazzquezz]

I want to produce a short film about a white couple's dream to sell authentic Mexican tamales.

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I've made a vow, these socks will always be worn.

[Josh @Jazzquezz]

This is the most beautiful Christmas ever. @sonic_hedgehog is life.

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Merry Thugmas yuhh

[Josh @Jazzquezz]

@bernadettesays @hentaipizzalord @dalas_jones You and Stewart are my favorite power couple right now

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@hentaipizzalord I want to play it again now. Time to plan another trip to Cali!

[Josh @Jazzquezz]

@hentaipizzalord WOW I haven't played this since I was a kid, totally forgot about it!!

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This is amazing. @hentaipizzalord https://t.co/ozJTOcRitz

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@joekjoek I was expecting "... Father" with a sly face, at the end to tie the bits together lmao

[Josh @Jazzquezz]

It's weird how you can admire those who admire you, but totally fucking hate yourself at the same time.

[C. Robert Cargill @Massawyrm]

If you're not trying to fall in love with a movie or book when you sit down with it, then you're missing the whole fucking point.

[Joe Kwaczala @joekjoek]

why don’t they advertise peanut butter m&ms? there like isn’t a talking peanut butter m&m who hangs out with the other characters. what happened? why do they hide peanut butter from the mythology? i’m convinced this is a conspiracy that goes to the top. anyway i am extremely high

[Josh @Jazzquezz]

@hentaipizzalord @bernadettesays I'm so sorry for y'all's loss.

[Josh @Jazzquezz]

I forgot my leftover tamales at a restaurant a month ago, and I attribute my life's downward spiral to that.

[Josh @Jazzquezz]

@hentaipizzalord Those are awesome!