jazzy girl

slow days & fast company— she/her ⚥

[jazzy girl @jazztreehouse]

need a chicago loser for this joke

[jazzy girl @jazztreehouse]

go liquor and tobacco vs scott pilgrim vs plane vs tank vs submarine

[nat @swantail]

Men will believe a woman is genuinely stupid before they’d consider the possibility that she’s joking

[jazzy girl @jazztreehouse]

@Pawee_toet i am v interested!

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

I go through hell touring!

[jazzy girl @jazztreehouse]

it should have been ethan klein

[jazzy girl @jazztreehouse]

dudes will have a face tattoo and then are shocked when all your friends call him face tattoo

[jazzy girl @jazztreehouse]

the less i know, the wetter

[evan.. @dogparkranger]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money

[jazzy girl @jazztreehouse]

and i’m beginning to think that chicago twitter has failed me

[jazzy girl @jazztreehouse]

you’ll never walk home in the dark if you’re out all night

[jazzy girl @jazztreehouse]

the line scooters should unionize

[jazzy girl @jazztreehouse]

so you guys aren’t seeing hunter biden foot job videos? yeah me neither…

[jazzy girl @jazztreehouse]

wet hot chicago summer but also i was in new york

[jazzy girl @jazztreehouse]

@julsadventures @HunterBiden he loves the native

[jazzy girl @jazztreehouse]

bro last night was the stanford prison experiment

[jazzy girl @jazztreehouse]

my girlfriend said “i hate that i black out so easy,” as if we don’t compulsively binge drink

[Vulgar Darling @lanaatyosemite]

When people say “men written by Lana Del Rey” and it’s some twink in a suit…baby this is the aesthetic…this is Off To The Races

[jazzy girl @jazztreehouse]

“he killed a rat and that grossed me out”
“i’ve had sex with guys who have probably killed people”