Jaz

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“They are stealing our jobs.”

Yes Billy, who failed high school, Rajesh the astrophysicist has stolen your job.

[Aries Superstar ☆⋆🎀 @ryrytoofye2]

FUCK LOVE ISLAND FUCK EVERYONE MY SISTA SOL AINT DESERVE THIS BULLSHIT

[Jena Garcia @VidaVivaDiva]

You’re telling me I have League Pass, Peacock, Prime, Hulu, Apple TV, Prime and Netflix and still can’t watch the NBA finals?

[deva @itsjustme__dee]

Wrap this nba shit up. I’m ready for football season.

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

“Let’s get a table outside”

Me:

[s44nti @s44nti]

cuando dejas las cosas para mañana y llega mañana

[LLONER 🦅🪐 @eyojoel77]

my mom was really serving us home cooked meals every single day…… younger me didn’t realize how much work and how much of a blessing that is

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

with age and experience u can spot a loser a lot quicker. which is why losers love dating young

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

just replied to 2 texts

[marie @astou_jolie]

I think peace changes your taste in people completely.

[✧ @cessonmute]

Women are sharing live locations, checking the backseats of cars, carrying their keys between their knuckles and holding their hands over their drinks.

Men are doing 3 hour podcasts about how unfair it is that women don't smile at them.

[CHANEL MURDER @ChanelMurder]

“girl fuck you” is gender neutral

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

not her knowing the dance too omfg iconic😭🥹

[☆ MiMi ☆ @princessnoias]

num dia vc ta assistindo esse filme e de repente boom vc tem mesmo 30 anos

[Zion @zionszzn]

Getting older is crazy. One wrong pillow angle and your neck is disabled for the entire week. 😭

[miia @miiagarro]

can't believe it's almost may. time flies when you work every day of your fucking life

[Cyro @cyrooooo_]

Me at work betting on sports

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

Correct me if I’m wrong… but… didn’t we pay for Amazon Prime so we could get our stuff the next day???

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when i'm already in a bad mood and someone decides to have no common sense around me:

[miia @miiagarro]

i think my purpose in life is to do whatever the fuck i want honestly