Jasmine

[spelunky shore @spelunky_]

WHY WOULD SHE POST THIS LMFAOOO

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

One minute you're young, then the next you're falling asleep like this

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

everyone should feel bad for me cuz I’m so sleepy and have to be at work even though I’m soooo sleepy and kind and cool and beautiful and extraordinary 💔

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

a 9-5 will humble you. one minute you're passionate, next minute you're calculating how many sick days you have left 😭

[• @yducknow]

me at the job i begged God for

https://t.co/iQSkh5a3TN

[Maira @maira4yo]

no one prepared me for the fact that when you have a 9-5 you can't like. go to the dentist or the doctor or anything anymore. because you work. and when you don't work they're closed.

[jimmy @jimmysoldout]

Waking up has been so much harder than ever recently

[: @_dxllz7]

My laundry hamper is full again.

[— don @dracosrevenge]

every three minutes, another Monday rolls around. this is not sustainable.

[Tony @bloodylikeab0dy]

Airport employees when you’re parked outside of the terminal for 4 seconds https://t.co/O0zTjLTM4d

[DeepSigh @charlyngwazi]

When that alarm rings in the morning and you have to go to the job you prayed for

[Kierra | Data Conversationalist🎙 @iamKierraD]

Me when the recruiter asks my salary expectations:

[Jenni @hashjenni]

“if you sleep in the afternoon, you won't sleep at night”

me in the afternoon and night:

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

I literally JUST went through something…and now I’m going through something else….what’s next??

[ang @cybermrcury]

My bad I didn’t mean to fall asleep on your chest and drool all over it but actually yes I did I Love You

[Jasmine @jazzyjsutton]

my instacart shopper is a man should i just cancel the order

[alice ❦ @barabajagaI]

if i don't talk to my girlfriend every few minutes i start seeing the hat man

[Redd @ReddCinema]

Me after kissing for 3 seconds