Jasmine S

[Jasmine S @jazzypants02]

It should be illegal to sell tuna sandwiches at the airport… sir I will barf on you.

[Jasmine S @jazzypants02]

Aaron just call and they cut down the trees in front of our house 😂 surprise!

[Jasmine S @jazzypants02]

The express train is a god send, I will wait 30 minutes just to not be on a train that takes 90mins.

[Jasmine S @jazzypants02]

Kids in the TSA Precheck line should be illegal.

[Jasmine S @jazzypants02]

I forgot how good New Girl is but watching it on Hulu is absolutely unbearable, five commercial breaks in a 25 min episode is ridiculous. I just can’t.

[Jasmine S @jazzypants02]

@DanetteLeah Ha! You need to get an unhide blanket now 😂 my other fav blanket

[Jasmine S @jazzypants02]

I did it. Smoke sea salt 🤤🤤🤤

[Jasmine S @jazzypants02]

Should I make some focaccia…?

[Jasmine S @jazzypants02]

@caroline_dutka 🩷🩷🩷

[Jasmine S @jazzypants02]

Someone just checked in this Nashville hotel with a box fan, pillows and 32 pack of beer + a cooler. Wowee

[Jasmine S @jazzypants02]

Every water flavor stander TikTok I see gets an automatic “not interested” I don’t want to hear it, let us hydrate in peace.

[Jasmine S @jazzypants02]

When I look at my RSUs it kills me i just want to cash it all out and go on my marry way.

[Jasmine S @jazzypants02]

Randomly started making bread this weekend 🧐 it’s been fun and irritating

[Jasmine S @jazzypants02]

I cannot wait to get a chair and little table for my front porch so I can sit out and people watch when it gets warm.

[Jasmine S @jazzypants02]

What’s happening on Twitter? Why are all these people in my timeline that I don’t know not have interacted with before who also are not connected to any of my followers?

[Jasmine S @jazzypants02]

A video of the sweet old man who couldn’t work my phone to take a picture 🥹

[Jasmine S @jazzypants02]

Found the perfect spot in front of the airport Wendy’s where I can hear the weird group of 20 somethings talking and the angry Wendy’s customers who are realizing they’re cash only.

[Bob @tweetsbybob_]

“Do you watch Vanderpump Rules?” - me to anyone I’ve come in contact with in the past 24 hours

[Jasmine S @jazzypants02]

Valentine’s Day 😂💌