jb 🚀🐾

OG - original grouch; bone for tuna

[jb 🚀🐾 @jb713]

@WonderKing82 If Jasmine won we’d be at brunch right now 🐝

[jb 🚀🐾 @jb713]

@dicapito @BobFakeNameEsq @Ange_Amene Yeah, bio flags track with this level of stupidity.

[Zac Harmon 🌈 @Zprtr1]

Winning Texas shouldn’t depend on stroking the fragile ego of a disgruntled primary loser

[jb 🚀🐾 @jb713]

@mistergeezy No. Worry about your own shit. 💅🏻

[jb 🚀🐾 @jb713]

I was thinking it would be close, but now it’s Boots by stoppage.

[Rick Glaser @RickGlaserTheOG]

Boots Ennis has passed everybody's eye test, but on Saturday night on @DAZNBoxing he'll need to do more than pass the eye test vs Xander Zayas, as Zayas is a much better fighter than anyone Ennis has fought so far. And this will be a lot better fight than many think.

[Dom2K @Dom_2k]

These contract breakdowns on podcasts went from informative to hilarious after like the first two

[jb 🚀🐾 @jb713]

@zackoryk @KarthikForTexas Cool. She should work pro bono.

[Nico @elitetakes_]

Broncos Case Keenum jersey has to be one of the craziest pulls out there

[jb 🚀🐾 @jb713]

Wear deodorant.

[best live musics @listenxmusic]

@jb713 eat 🍌 & stfu 💩 face

[jb 🚀🐾 @jb713]

These are the same lunatics telling you Alperen Sengun is the best basketball talent to have ever lived.

[Turk Scout @ScouTurk]

Türkiye lost with Turks.

Morocco won with French players.
Germany won with migrants.
Albania didn’t play.
USA has 0 Native Americans in its team.

Good Night.

[jb 🚀🐾 @jb713]

The type of person who steals a decorative trash can looks exactly how you would expect them to.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

As expected, Knicks fans were stealing the signature blue and orange garbage cans during the parade yesterday

[Jeremy Branham @JeremyBranham]

In honor of the anniversary, I give to you my personal favorite Karl Malone moment.

[joot @meteokaiju]

Erling Haaland it seems i’ve grown quite fond of you tho there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom I once picked apples with in papas orchard

[jb 🚀🐾 @jb713]

REAL

[Marmatrel @marmatrel]

I think i found the best jersey of the day @HoopGrids

[aaron. @ayroned]

dawg i FUCKIN LOVE pointing at a store and telling people what store used to be there a couple years ago

[dropchris1000 @dropchris1000]

John Goodman lives in New Orleans and around a decade ago I checked him out at a grocery store I worked at.
He seemed kinda grumpy, so I asked how his day was going.
"On a diet. It fucking sucks.” Then he left

[jb 🚀🐾 @jb713]

@louash2 @GoatedGrayson It’s 100% performative. I love sports and that’s why this fake shit needs to be called out. This is not her moment. Transparent content for people with goldfish attention spans.

[jb 🚀🐾 @jb713]

@louash2 @GoatedGrayson One of the first rules of going to school to be a sports journalist is no cheering in the press box. Being a native of Wisconsin, she should understand what it’s like to be neutral. Madison, Wisconsin is a 14-hour drive from Madison Square Garden:

[jb 🚀🐾 @jb713]

@K0MODOS

[jb 🚀🐾 @jb713]

@PuckFupett69 Absolutely loony. There’s not a good equivalent, but it’s like people in Arizona celebrating an Atlanta Falcons Super Bowl.