JB

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.

[Ewok @22CaratEwok]

This England game’s like standing at your back door at 1am waiting for the dog to have a shit

[OL @oliibrs]

Not looking forward to when it’s my turn to either be Prime Minister, manage Watford or marry Katie Price

[Iain Cameron @theiaincameron]

England v Ghana is the World Cup’s only group-stage match where both countries' capitals sit right on the Prime Meridian

England has London, where the Prime Meridian was fixed. Ghana has Accra, the only other world capital to sit on the zero degree longitude line.

Stay tuned for more cutting-edge, geography-based World Cup analysis.

[night gardener @uncanny_eli]

there is a public listing on Rightmove right now for a house in Spilsby, UK (a small town of ~3000 people). it looks like a normal house

[Dinsey @OfficialDinsey]

Next leg of the tour Charleston where I’ve joined the bloods. Tell me it wasn’t a penalty now ya fuckin teapots.

[bemtevi do pix ⨂🇾🇪 @tevomon]

Endrick : "pelo menos vou poder ver o jogo na tv do hotel "

o carlo ancelotti:

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

I was NOT ready for the eyebrow raise. 10/10 tweet... 🤣

[Cal @cxllumlfc100]

“Sir, a Rice in-swinger has found an England head”

[aleee @alecrlm]

endrick: esse são meus vidros favoritos gosto que eles são bem limpos

ancelotti:

[Kataloński Watażka 🇪🇦 @KataWatTV]

Ronaldo czekający cały mecz w polu karnym na tapina albo karnego po symulce

[James @matkinsj]

Hydration Break

[L @Iewdawg]

on the right side of a declan rice corner

[Dan Clark @DanClarkPR]

POV: you’re a monk on Lindisfarne in the 9th Century

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

“And there’s the perfect opportunity for Ronaldo at the near post”

[Josh @joshpearson180]

Spanish twitter is undefeated

[Jeff @JeffFcb14]

Ahí va Doku contra Egipto

[MwepuMagic @MwepuMagic]

Just celebrated a Declan Rice corner and said to my mate “Madueke’s not that bad actually”

What’s happened to me 🥀

[Dobby Club @DobbyClub06]

Come on Engerland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

*Oh no, England are playing… they’ll bore me to death*

England: