JB

Father of two girls. Husband to a savvy businesswoman. Security Engineer.

[Andre Iguodala's Burner @iKlayThompson]

Imagine E-40 trying to say Yaxel Lendeborg

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

His 3 day weekend is over. Stop the rain and make it sunny for the work week

[Jason Lang @curi0usJack]

He just authenticated to Microsoft for the 35th time today.

Wait for him to click the "Keep me signed in" checkbox...

Perfect. Now, do nothing.

[Kendall Baker @kendallbaker]

This is so good, I can’t stop laughing

[Courtside @courtsideapp]

Of course that’s your contention. You’re a first-year grad student. You just got finished watching some Jordan propaganda documentary, probably The Last Dance, and now you’re convinced nobody will ever touch him. That’s gonna last until next month when you actually start looking at the numbers, then you’re gonna be talking about LeBron leading both teams in every major stat in the 2016 Finals and coming back from 3-1 against a 73-win Warriors team. Then next year you’re gonna be in here regurgitating longevity stats, talking about 40,000 points, being elite for over 20 years, eight straight Finals appearances, and carrying absolute roster disasters to June every season. You’re gonna realize the greatest player ever isn’t just about highlights and sneakers it’s about being the best overall basketball player for the longest period of time, and nobody in NBA history checks every box like LeBron James.

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

Gollum in the lava watching the ring melt

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

Me reviewing Claude Code output before pushing directly to prod:

[Coder girl 👩‍💻 @dev_maims]

POV: Software engineers 3 hours before the deadline. 😂

[Daractenus @Daractenus]

This man is irredeemably and unquestionably insane.

[YungBinary @YungBinary]

Google took out a MASSIVE pool of residential proxies.

Threat actors have been having a hard time ever since, whining in hacking forums, attempting to seek out new providers that don’t have KYC (Know Your Customer/Identity Verification)

This is a huge win for cybersecurity world-wide 👏 well done Google Threat Intelligence Group

https://t.co/yz22WNiPbL

[France Diplomacy 🇫🇷🇪🇺 @francediplo_EN]

🔹Fake news receives 70% more retweets than the facts. When algorithms prioritize user engagement over reliability, disinformation becomes systemic. Regulating platforms means protecting information.

(source: MIT Media Lab)

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Bengals fans watching Joe Flacco target Ja’Marr Chase for the 75th time

[𝙆𝙖𝙞 @Wizard11KAI]

LeBron James

[Owen Shroyer @OwenShroyer1776]

Shane Gillis Epstein Joke 10/10

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

BREAKING: The Mavericks get the #1 pick

[Harrison Faigen @hmfaigen]

Nights like tonight I just get sad thinking about all the five-year-old Laker fans who haven't gotten to see their team win an NBA championship. Hopefully next year they can break the drought.

[Harrison Faigen @hmfaigen]

My son just asked me if he can have a gun like his hero Anthony Edwards. NBA you have to set an example and suspend him for the rest of the first round.

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Man Bronny definitely better than some of these cats I've been watching on league pass today. Shit lightweight hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[JB @jb_tweets_stuff]

@prevyhiphop @AviexIsDEAD @Mostly_Biased He missed 6 games in the first half of the season, and it doesn't seem like it "took time to get going"

[JB @jb_tweets_stuff]

@prevyhiphop @MKarma222167276 @Mostly_Biased Lol look at the game logs man, they're freely available