Jordan Baker

Yes, the one from Gatsby. Your #1 local Mariangela Melato stan. Houston✈️Boston✈️LA (he/him)

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Robbie’s best work

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Disney’s Descendants-looking musical.

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Annette Bening supportive but failing fan clacking dot gif

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Adrien Brody standing there gripping the mic like he was about to do the Michael Caine breakdown scene from Little Voice.

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The Glenn Close-ification of Laurie Metcalf.

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Lost the battle, won the idgaf war.

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Celeb sighting.

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Dallas has the fever.

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Drove 14 hours today.

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They stretched the new Cape Fear to *ten* episodes???

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Of course today is his birthday, of course!

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Good morning.

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@kevin__fm Happy birthday!!

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Good morning.

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Well…

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If we don’t get at least one more Rosalia appearance I stg…

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If we don’t get at least one more Rosalia appearance I stg…

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New to me: May 2026

I Know Where I’m Going! (1945)
Roma (1972)
Vagabond (1985)
Wake in Fright (1971)

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New to me: January 2026

Dragon Inn (1967)
The Green Ray (1986)
Lost In America (1985)
Peter Hujar’s Day (2025)

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New to me: April 2026

The Drama (2026)
The Stranger (2025/26)
Yes! (2025/26)

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Gaspar Noé has joined the Drag Race crew.

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I’m being incredibly ungenerous with that last bit but, fuck it, this weapons-grade hack doesn’t deserve better.

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This stupid fucking show lmao. Richard Gadd really loves deploying childhood sexual abuse as a last second reveal…hateful, *hateful* stuff. Also that switch up re the show’s big question:

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Half Man: Oh, great, more bludgeoning “wot if yer life had traw-mer, bruv?” hackery that thinks suffering is a guaranteed shortcut to artfulness.