jessica b.

[max kupfer @maxkupfer4]

“Want to play corn hole?”

My brain:
Don’t say it
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Me(from Illinois): ITS BAGS

[jessica b. @jbarnes0829]

😂😂😂 every time

[Stin @stinvo14]

*Gets in Uber*

My brain-

Don't say it
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Me - “so how long have you been Ubering for?”

[jessica b. @jbarnes0829]

@TheFunnyVine

[jessica b. @jbarnes0829]

When I’m having a bad day I just watch this video of my sister to cheer me up😂😂 #thankssis #klutz #accidentprone @LaurenxBarnes

[jessica b. @jbarnes0829]

@arianna_galetta No bc it was awkward😂😂

[jessica b. @jbarnes0829]

That awkward moment when your patient and her husband put their call light on because they wanted to introduce you to their son..

[jessica b. @jbarnes0829]

@arianna_galetta He actually was

[Life Quotes! 🍀 @GirlsNoteBook]

Me: I'm really trying to save money

Friends: let's all go out to eat

Me:

[jessica b. @jbarnes0829]

@corysavage29 🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️

[jessica b. @jbarnes0829]

@arianna_galetta Omg lol

[Marina @mar_inaaaaa]

Man I really took summer for granted while in high school, now everyone’s broke & working nonstop PLUS you have friends who work a 9-5, some who work nights in restaurants, some who only work weekends, and NOBODYS schedules line up to ever actually see each other

[jessica b. @jbarnes0829]

My last tweet was about how summer was 1/8th over but now it’s almost July.. that’s like half the summer gone😩

[jessica b. @jbarnes0829]

May is half way over.. that’s 1/8 of summer already gone. #wtf #slowdown

[jessica b. @jbarnes0829]

@LaurenxBarnes @khloekardashian #preachsista

[jessica b. @jbarnes0829]

@DylanSchneider Please say faster horses🙏🏻

[Dylan Schneider @DylanSchneider]

announcing all new tour dates tomorrow!!!!

[jessica b. @jbarnes0829]

Why is spring break already over ☹️

[jessica b. @jbarnes0829]

Be kind, be nice, but don’t be a doormat. Put your happiness first.