Jeff Bartenbach

Head of Experience at Wyze. I solve problems. I make things. I'm hyper-aware of the world around me.

[Jeff Bartenbach @jbartenbach]

Your order had shipped > oh cool > track shipment > your order had not shipped

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Let's be sure to focus on helpfulness rather than AI-ness

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I’d be curious to hear Mueller’s conclusions if he wasn’t allowed to use double negatives.

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@pemoriarty It’s a very good question.

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@pemoriarty If there was a contest for a lifetime supply of popcorn shrimp, I'd stop everything and only concentrate on winning that.

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@pemoriarty @Phil_Lewis_ Fuckin Carmine hit the wrong button

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@pemoriarty Dream big! Sqwaaaaaaaaaaaak

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@MikeDHernandez1 @thewayilookatit @SarahKSilverman “Registered Independent” That’s pretty good.
Bitching levels probably has more to do with Trump vs Obama than Reps vs Dems. But also a difference of complaining about Obama vs scared of Trump running the whole damn American experiment into the ground.

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When people say dry as a bone, I think they really mean dry as a dry bone.

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@pemoriarty @jdaley Can’t make me

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How did people feed babies before the Wright Brothers?

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@pemoriarty It’d be a fun job just so that when you move on to your next career you can tell people you have checkered past

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@pemoriarty Is a shirt and pants a twosie?

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@connman21 I also expected to be swinging on more vines and walking on alligators when their mouths are closed.

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@michiokaku Is time proof of the existence of higher dimensional reality?

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There’s a certain kind of charm and comfort in disorder that not everyone appreciates. To know everything is not good. To be in a state of pleasant confusion sometimes can be very satisfying especially if you are slightly crazy - Saul Leiter

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Platform follows product

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Stop trying to disrupt. Solve a real human problem amazingly well. Disruption is only a byproduct of solving it best.

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@pemoriarty Kelsey grammar is extremely important

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@Suresh_ame Could also be extremely large as in the entire universe is a higher dimensional object moving through 3D space. Observed only over time.