John Batchelor

Colourful racing personality. Multiple Group winner. Owner Generation, Flash Flood, Fundraiser. Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.

[John Batchelor @jbatchi]

@TRBHorseRacing @brentzerafa BZ, that was absolutely outstanding work. I completely followed your advice re Oaks bet after seeing the Ballarat run you showed Thursday. I tipped it to half of Melbourne. Despite being very tempted to claim it was my own work, I have reluctantly given you full credit….😉

[John Batchelor @jbatchi]

@hkdarren Good to hear @hkdarren we are flying through Dubai on Friday to get home. 🤞

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

Pope asked me if I could show him some miracles

I did that one where I go behind the couch and pretend to go downstairs

He was loving it!

[John Batchelor @jbatchi]

@lennyp23 the “word magnet” back at it with massive use of the word “eyeballs”at 12:12pm on Dwayne’s Word this morning. A classic word magnet performance.

[John Batchelor @jbatchi]

@afl absolutely ridiculous to have half the top deck closed at @marvelstadiumau for two Melbourne teams. Families can’t sit together and end up with terrible seats.

[John Batchelor @jbatchi]

Say what you will about Eddie McGuire but he was right to hold the line on Collingwood’s jumper. I am currently watching the Dockers v the Blues and they appear to be wearing each other’s jumpers. It is an absolute joke.

[John Batchelor @jbatchi]

Gee whiz @lennyp23 we’ve got to sit through the bloke in the pink hat all summer on Channel 7 for the cricket. This is what they meant when they coined the term “endless summer” #toughlisten #switchtokayo

[John Batchelor @jbatchi]

@tabcomau flying here. I have $40 on the quinella and win. Payout $0

[John Batchelor @jbatchi]

@tabcomau flying here. I have $40 on the quinella and win. Payout $0

[John Batchelor @jbatchi]

Yep that was a shit impersonation comp. Embarrassing

[Simon Jennings @sdj147]

For years I have tweeted how bad the AFL entertainment is compared to the NRL. I take it all back

[John Batchelor @jbatchi]

Embarrassing. What about two time Norm Smith Medallist @LHodge15

[Andy & Gazey @TheRunHomeSEN]

We have decided on our top 5 left footers since 2000 as tribute to retiring @brisbanelions Daniel Rich

5. @essendonfc Zach Merrett
4. @HawthornFC @sydneyswans Buddy Franklin
3. @HawthornFC Cyril Rioli
2. @essendonfc Scott Lucas
1. @NMFCOfficial @stkildafc Nick Dal Santo

[Ladbrokes Australia @ladbrokescomau]

Campbell Brown.

Prince Harry.

Las Vegas.

You don’t want to miss this Royal edition of That Didn’t Happen…Did It?

Vegas Baby! @Browndogg_30x

[Ciaron Maher Racing @cmaherracing]

What a ride Carleen! Flashy you beauty!

[John Batchelor @jbatchi]

@barrettdamian at least be consistent with your views re tanking. West Coast and North both lose by over 90

[John Batchelor @jbatchi]

@omnitrader147 Very mixed messages coming out of the camp. I contacted someone very close to you during the week to see if I should vote and he said “not to waste my vote on him” #confused

[John Batchelor @jbatchi]

@7AFL

[John Batchelor @jbatchi]

@chapeauxx Looks good except for the fact you have to listen to Jazz. 🙉

[John Batchelor @jbatchi]

@tabcomau Ok fine refund by tote bet on Race 3 asap

[John Batchelor @jbatchi]

@sdj147 Absolute embarrassment. You’d be spewing if you paid the massive overs to fly up!