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[A3 showcase @Aloyinlekpon01]

AŞAP Rocky spotted in Miami with an unknown lady looking way too intimate on the street 😳
I thought him and Rihanna were a match made in heaven... can't believe he's out here cheating like this, Is Rihanna just for babies?💔😪

[Adabekee✨💕 @bekeestitches]

Tom Holland and Jaden Smith are looking like they belong in the same superhero universe.

[A. 🃏 @abubakr_ABK]

every friend group has that one person who says “i don't mind where we go” and then rejects every single place mentioned.

[nox @noxwithin]

We learned to ask "Are you upset with me?" before we learned to ask "Am I okay with how you treat me?"

As kids, keeping them happy meant keeping their love. As adults, we try to win them back without asking if we felt loved when they were here.

We over-explain. Ask for less. Blame ourselves.

Before you ask how to make them stay, ask what it's costing you to keep them.

[Famin On Crypto @faminoncrypto]

Seriously Aura Farming 🗿🔥

Sell It Sir.! 😉

[⛑️ @Handler_666]

No no no no no😭😭

[CHIDINMA @cruisequeeeen]

When you borrow a girls phone in high school to listen to music but you find out her entire phone is just a dedicated shrine to the pink samurai era ⚔️😭🌸

[OG @OGentertained]

If you make me beg, I might kill you.
“If you could kill me, you would have already.
…then he said “fuck me.”
The microphone was just a prop. The real tension never needed one

[Øffîcîal Dēstîñy🌍🥷 @Supremegee_]

Presido for life 🫩

[FORTUNE @Fortunecggp]

Zendaya spotted in California with her new man after recent breakup with Tom Holland👀
She really upgraded from Tom with a toddler body to someone who actually matches her height, energy, and everything else

[DÁDÁ OF LAGOS @DeltaAlpha2x]

My Fried rice game is solid but you see my jollof?? 0/1000. It ends up smelling like jollof but tasting and looking like concoction rice.

But the moment I decide to cook concoction rice it will look like jollof but will not have that Smokey taste. Y’all should come to my aid, I have picnic tomorrow and jollof and fried rice is on me. Oju o gbodo timi😭😭

[OG @OGentertained]

They really did show us what true friendship should look like.
Thank you Patrick Stewart and lan McKellen

X-men || PatrickStewart || IanMckellen

[nox @noxwithin]

The narcissist is likely telling their new partner right now that you're the crazy one and none of it was their fault.

[YC @YanitedConnor]

Cristiano Ronaldo at 41:

- 985 career goals
- 67 career hat-tricks

The greatest there is
The greatest there ever was
The greatest there ever will be

🇵🇹🐐

[EcstasyDesignz @EcstasyDegen]

Kojima’s bleak world in hand-drawn anime hits different. “My mom became a crater” is peak weird and I’m already hooked for 2027.

[Peter O.U @Parisdreams_emp]

If you bet all your money on Apple stock and lose, you're going to end up sleeping on a cot with a cracked screen…Haha, JK. But keep that in mind and keep in touch with @Duelbit

[Dahm-Dahm @Saodami1]

Two hours before my introduction, the ₦350,000 ram I bought for my in-laws broke its rope and ran straight into Ikorodu Road traffic. Me, in full agbada, chasing am like Usain Bolt. If I lose this ram, I lose this wife.

[tayo🏌 @tayo_twits]

Comment your answer

[Vicky @sexcellency077]

a 3 year old just pulled off a football air snake bite

i don’t think even ronaldo or messi has ever done this in a match. are we about to witness the birth of another football genius?

[FootballScope⚽️ @FootballScopefc]

Guess the football player

Level: Extremely Hard