JB Cooter

not that guy

[JB Cooter @jbcooter0]

@Matt_Atl28 @dlee4three The screenshot shows exactly why his minutes got cut in the Knicks series… aka his inability to take advantage of Brunson as his primary defender

[JB Cooter @jbcooter0]

@dillon_mulroy @typecraft_dev Man of the people

[JB Cooter @jbcooter0]

@thebeltwayagent @conorsen Nobody talks like him either, although I suppose you could say these two things like to go hand in hand. Like if Portlandia wanted to write Tarantino into their world

[JB Cooter @jbcooter0]

@UnderdogNBA Not really sure what this guy is long term, but he is a potentially generationally great offensive rebounder. Ball just finds his hands on the glass

[JB Cooter @jbcooter0]

@100PEAKTEAM @placeholder1239 @GregTestII @UsherNBA Sir, reading your replies here and I gotta ask… are you dumb or just desperate?

[JB Cooter @jbcooter0]

@TomLloydBurner He looks gigantic out there

[JB Cooter @jbcooter0]

@StrictlyPistons Ah I’m actually not Jim Bob Cooter and completely unrelated to him surprisingly enough! Common mistake though; not sure why that is

[JB Cooter @jbcooter0]

Somebody in a Senator death pool just got absolutely jobbed by Graham > McConnell

[Lindsey Graham @LindseyGrahamSC]

Statement from the Office of U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham (R-South Carolina).

[JB Cooter @jbcooter0]

@GlobalBoxOffice Good

[JB Cooter @jbcooter0]

@BirdWatcher504 @Uptown_AMill @HousePeeker @Rowbear32 Who are YOU dude? Why are you defending someone that has spent the two offseasons making incredibly incompetent moves as the head of the front office?

[JB Cooter @jbcooter0]

@protosphinx Thank god Sam Altman brought the masses consumer AI, a product known for being the worst sycophant you know, making it easy for people who shouldn’t have confidence in their ideas to get misplaced confidence, and of course, a wave of visual slop to truly break the boomers on FB

[JB Cooter @jbcooter0]

@Never_Hedgee @SMBderek @metegenez @coreyhainesco lol dude I’m afraid you don’t appear to understand how any of this stuff works. Training data costs them money then. Using the training data costs them money. The API costs them money, so your 80% # is off by a maybe a factor of -1. This isn’t a 0 marginal cost software biz.

[JB Cooter @jbcooter0]

@TrendStoic @VinnyFour @AlexFinn Uhhh to show some discipline and not spend an unnecessarily large amount on a model that’s overkill for your use case? Or you can just burn some more cash - Dario thanks you for your service!

[JB Cooter @jbcooter0]

@xpvvs_ @UnderdogNBA I don’t think there’s any risk of the contract being voided, but if Kawhi is suspended half a year / a full season? Could get messy. We can reconnect next week once the league comes down on everyone

[JB Cooter @jbcooter0]

@Bill_Ballzack @dnapway 100% was wondering the same thing, “how is this scum going to make money on publicly stating this?”

[JB Cooter @jbcooter0]

@dnapway And just like SpaceX they absolutely hemorrhage cash. Great business - call your broker today!

[JB Cooter @jbcooter0]

@Todd_Spence Crazy to see a young @stavvybaby at 0:16

[JB Cooter @jbcooter0]

@AnthonyIrwinLA Looks like LeBron

[JB Cooter @jbcooter0]

@xpvvs_ @UnderdogNBA I got bad news for you friend… https://t.co/9iRniwziaR

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Developing: The Los Angeles Clippers-Toronto Raptors trade centered on Kawhi Leonard will not be complete until the NBA investigation into the Clippers is over. Statement from the Clippers to ESPN:

For the past 10 months, our organization has fully cooperated with an NBA investigation, participating in dozens of interviews, providing tens of thousands of documents, and facilitating access to our staff. While the process has been challenging, we have remained committed to transparency.

On June 30, we reached an agreement in principle to trade Kawhi Leonard to the Toronto Raptors. We have since been informed that the trade can only be finalized if the Raptors' ownership group assumes the risk of penalties related to Kawhi’s contract that could theoretically result from the ongoing investigation.  The investigation is ongoing, and we expect the trade to be finalized following its conclusion.

At the heart of this investigation are Joe Sanberg and Aspiration. We did not funnel money to Kawhi Leonard through Aspiration. Like many sophisticated investors, financial institutions, and business partners, we were victims of a fraud initiated by Sanberg, who has been convicted and sentenced to 14 years in prison.  

We recognize the uncertainty this has created and the impact it has had on our team, our fans, the Raptors organization, their fans, and the players whose futures remain affected while this process continues.

We remain confident that, when the facts are evaluated fairly and thoroughly, the NBA will confirm exactly what we have said from the beginning: We have not done what we are accused of doing.

[JB Cooter @jbcooter0]

@mrspaceman @finkd Because barely anyone has access to them (and the numbers are less favorable to compare to, of course)