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Software engineer with a golfing problem. Bills, Sabres, and trying not to slice one OB.

[Zac Hill @zdch]

The whole 82-0 phenomenon reinforces that whole bit about how the only thing a bunch of dudes need in order to have a good time is to sit around announcing the names of a bunch of old athletes.

[JB @jbdivots]

@trekeitheon That was real nice.

[JB @jbdivots]

@BR_OpenIce Wrong guy was picked.

[JB @jbdivots]

@SneakyJoeSports I still wonder what he actually does for the organization but calm down, it’s not that deep.

[JB @jbdivots]

@bigdumb_baby Is this Mazda’s latest CX-5 marketing campaign because it’s working.

[JB @jbdivots]

Recorded myself at the range today and it feels like I may have one of the stiffest swings on this side of the Mississippi #tight

[JB @jbdivots]

I will be going to The Masters in 2027 #manifesting

[JB @jbdivots]

@TagliatelleTodd Love the courses at Turningstone. Atunyote is probably my favorite logo of the three.

[JB @jbdivots]

@RogerSteeleJr I agree. When I’m at the range I feel like things are finally starting to click and then my next round it’s all gone. Knowing there are no penalties at the range allows me to swing freely compared to knowing there’s trouble on a hole and second guessing myself.

[JB @jbdivots]

@NUCLRGOLF Don’t care what your skill level is or what you’re playing for, there are no gimmies when you’re putting for a birdie or better.

[JB @jbdivots]

@BowTied_Golfer @PolymarketSport Polymarket will be thrilled when tens of people tune in for this trainwreck.

[JB @jbdivots]

@HouseofDragon @hbomax Hell yeah. Can’t wait but please don’t disappoint like season 2.

[JB @jbdivots]

Remember when Josh Allen led the Bills to a 15 point comeback in under 5 minutes against Lamar Jackson and the Ravens. That sure was a fun game!

[JB @jbdivots]

@BigSwingTempo It’s been a minute since I’ve gotten out there but Links at Greystone and Mill Creek are solid choices.

[JB @jbdivots]

@JamesRadio @Emiliodjorno I disagree with not being able to recruit because there are plenty of applicants every year who would gladly take the funding. They have tried to bring in companies from other cities but the moment the year requirement of “having a presence in Buffalo” is up, they’re gone.

[JB @jbdivots]

Catch me downloading Nelly Korda’s swing

[Hoops Crave @HoopsCrave]

Elon Musk says that Neuralink will let users download an NBA player’s jump shot into muscle memory by 2028.

[JB @jbdivots]

If you send me a message on Slack or Teams and it only says “Hey”, especially the day after a holiday weekend, you better believe that message will be ignored until the rest of the message is sent.

[JB @jbdivots]

The wheels fell off for a few holes and I couldn’t shake it. I’m fully committed to getting some lessons but what are some things you do or say to yourself to help get things back on track in the middle of a round?

[JB @jbdivots]

Cart girl said I’m dressed like I’m going low today. Good thing she hasn’t seen my golf swing.

[JB @jbdivots]

@DavidSlingmerth This is an #expand if you’re at the range and practicing. Creeping into #shrink territory if you’re on the course.