John M. Beal

Billionaire playboy/philanthropist (not really)
My life is bussin, sheesh.

[John M. Beal @jbeal_83]

@B_Blaaron @krassenstein Because being regular gay wasn’t gay enough for him.

[John M. Beal @jbeal_83]

@AMAZlNGNATURE Must have whispered the wrong name in her ear.

[John M. Beal @jbeal_83]

@Admanresults Try shooting the arrow on the right side of the bow, some fun arguments on the internet that state that's how the English used their Longbows. You can watch Shadiversity if you really want to go down the rabbithole

[John M. Beal @jbeal_83]

@clownworld If you shoot the people that do this, it will stop eventually.

[John M. Beal @jbeal_83]

@AZ_TeeTime Assuming that's not an actual alien... this is why aliens haven't visited Earth.

[Nickmercs @NICKMERCS]

@MLGPuckett They should leave little children alone. That’s the real issue.

[John M. Beal @jbeal_83]

@Ford when they gtfo the left lane.

[AdmanResults @Admanresults]

I need the legal authorities to know that I am a silly goose.

[John M. Beal @jbeal_83]

@DoktorSnakeHQ @clownworld No, that's the sign language interpreter just trying to do her job.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

The Babylon Bee's Man Of The Year Is Rachel Levine
https://t.co/mZdcXbUnmf

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

We're back. Let that sink in.

[John M. Beal @jbeal_83]

@EarlDibblesJr Hah! They won't ask how, they'll ask how many!

[John M. Beal @jbeal_83]

@christina__hg @kezzafiske61 @A1l1g1p1 @NBCNews If the guys who wrote the 2a knew about AR-15s, every single one of them would have wanted one.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

What is best in life?

[John M. Beal @jbeal_83]

@elonmusk Crush your enemies! See them driven before you! And to hear the lamentations of their women!

[John M. Beal @jbeal_83]

@pbnate This is the only reason I log in to this garbage website from time to time.

[John M. Beal @jbeal_83]

This tweet didn't age well. lol

[John M. Beal @jbeal_83]

Looks like Nvidia’s marketing team figured out how to launch and price a flagship series. Although.... RIP to those who recently bought the 20 series. Like lol.

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Merry Christmas to everyone except city boys