Jonathan Beam

i like hot sauce and Toyotas with more than 200,000 miles on them.

[Jonathan Beam @jbeam412]

@JeremyFaison4TN Dead children don’t matter as long as our economy is sustainable? Jesus Christ.

[Jonathan Beam @jbeam412]

@DjLancasio Dude let’s play real, analog cards sometime!

[Jonathan Beam @jbeam412]

@Tim_Easton That sucks, man. Scary. My dog and I were attacked last year - it happened so fast. Get a tetanus shot! Most people are way overdue for them. Hope you are alright!

[Jonathan Beam @jbeam412]

@marcmaron Man, it’s kind of grounding. To hear rehearsals and early Zeppeling gigs and they are sloppy as hell. And you go “oh, they aren’t gods after all”

[Jonathan Beam @jbeam412]

@EthanSamuel I dream of a dope ass food blog with the layout and sophistication of Craigslist, 2000 word maximum per recipe.

[Jonathan Beam @jbeam412]

@TheHopeCircuit @jeffvandermeer Did you dig the Southern Reach triology?

[Jonathan Beam @jbeam412]

Just finished episode 1 of Squidward’s Game. It’s a bit of a detour from Bikini Bottom, but I like it.

[Jonathan Beam @jbeam412]

@dillonnapier You know someone’s going to devolve it to “Seightyn”

[Jonathan Beam @jbeam412]

Of course I would have to sit next to literally the one guy on a flight of 100 who refused to wear a mask. What a rebel. He must know something we all don’t. 🙄😷

[Jonathan Beam @jbeam412]

I hope to one day be as strong as @JasonIsbell ‘s twitter game.

[Jonathan Beam @jbeam412]

@AndrewLeahey Drink a shit load of water. Watch Better call Saul. Sleep.

[Jonathan Beam @jbeam412]

@KySportsRadio Mitch, Please.

Lol why?

[Jonathan Beam @jbeam412]

Funny how’s there’s an outpouring of “sympathy and support” for Afghan people from the GOP now that they can blame Biden. Would these legislators open their states to Afgan refugees?

[Jonathan Beam @jbeam412]

@JasonZacharyTN Is that what you’re telling the 53 hospitalized TN kids and their families? Nice.

[Jonathan Beam @jbeam412]

What YouTube video is out there recommending horse de-wormers rob get rid of covid???

[Duty To Warn 🔉 @duty2warn]

Democrat thinking: Vaccines eradicated polio and small pox. I don't want to get sick or infect others. Therefore, I'll get the Covid vaccine.

GOP thinking: Vaccines scare me. I don't know what to believe. Don't want to get sick. Therefore, I'll take a drug that deworms horses.

[Jonathan Beam @jbeam412]

@DanKnobler As someone’s who’s had the privilege to do choice A and the misfortune of contracting choice B, I can say that both are miserable in different ways. Though I think covid is the worse of the two choices.

[Jonathan Beam @jbeam412]

@CSexton25 “Covid-related discrimination” ? Are you serious? What will you say when TN children start showing up in the ICU with covid? At least they had their freedom, right?

[Jonathan Beam @jbeam412]

Here’s where we’re at: people will put on disposable gloves to serve themselves at a hotel breakfast buffet because a sign on the wall told them to, but they won’t wear a mask. Trying to wrap my head around this.

[Jonathan Beam @jbeam412]

I’m sorry, what???

[Matt Ford @fordm]

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