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[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Pathetic cunt. #BanTrophyHunting

[Henry Tudor @KngHnryVIII]

Why the royal wedding is actually a celebration of me:
- both named Henry/Harry
- both 2nd born royal sons
- wedding held in chapel where I'm buried
- 19 May is the 482nd anniversary of the date I had Anne Boleyn beheaded
- ginger brotherhood

[J🌴 @jbeigeh]

When you wake up in the morning and you realise that you have dreamt that you were doing the laundry. Then you know you are a wild child. #dreaming #crazy

[Henry Tudor @KngHnryVIII]

#ValentinesDay

[J🌴 @jbeigeh]

When someone sits next to you on the train, and there are plenty of free places: are you gonna steal my purse? Are you gonna follow me and murder me? #scandinavian #creep #socialcodes

[J🌴 @jbeigeh]

When your friends know all the lyrics to “Bohemian rhapsody”, then you know you are true friends 🌈 #queen #BohemianRhapsody

[Henry Tudor @KngHnryVIII]

Don't just dream of getting fat and sexy, make it happen! #inspiration

[J🌴 @jbeigeh]

A day can start off like shit with wet shoes, but it can end good with some chocolate and a good book #lifemotto

[J🌴 @jbeigeh]

What Sundays are made of: unhealthy food. 🍪🍿🍦 #iloveit #Sundays #lovebeingfat

[J🌴 @jbeigeh]

@rickygervais Religion, or Adam and Eve 😉

[J🌴 @jbeigeh]

I just love getting up at 5:15 in the morning. #work #earlybird

[J🌴 @jbeigeh]

The soundtrack to #TheGreatestShowman is magical! Can’t stop listening to it 💙✨ Goosebumps to #ThisIsMe 🧝🏻‍♀️

[Henry Tudor @KngHnryVIII]

What my kids want for Christmas:
Mary - burnt religious reformers
Elizabeth - back in line of succession
Edward - talking pony

[J🌴 @jbeigeh]

Haha😂😂😂 https://t.co/Ot1kVfa69t

[Henry Tudor @KngHnryVIII]

So pleased Prince Harry has set his wedding date on the anniversary of the end of my marriage to Anne Boleyn. I take this as a tribute to me, obvs. #royalwedding

[J🌴 @jbeigeh]

I have now been tired of #BlackFriday for 2 days, and it hasn’t even started yet. #consumption #emailspam #ShopTilYouDrop

[J🌴 @jbeigeh]

Naming my family Paul, George and Ringo at the bowling. The waitress actually thinks my dads name is Ringo. Did she also think that I looked like a Paul and my mum as a George..? #thebeatles #bowling #tryingtobefunny

[J🌴 @jbeigeh]

Rewatching #Sherlock is one of the best decisions I have made in a long time. Don’t know if that says more about Sherlock or my decisions...

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

The best thing about arguing with gun nuts on Twitter is they get really annoyed that they can't actually shoot you.

[J🌴 @jbeigeh]

I was born in Sweden, but now I’m going to a brunch. Yeah I’m just sitting here in front of a coffee shop and waiting for you to come home https://t.co/8uvN7yDtrp

[Victim Wembanyama @flibbradigibbet]

Type “I was born” and then let your predictive write your autobiography.

[J🌴 @jbeigeh]

One of my favourite activities: walking around in bookshops and making a mental note over all the books I want to buy 📚 #reading #books