Jared Benner

Just average guy into music dishwashing at Lazlo's

[Ezra Koenig @arzE]

all my girls take oregano oil and wear fine French perfume so I basically feel like I'm eating a pizza in Cannes at all times - thank u

[Jared Benner @jbenner89]

If your a coffee junkie, French Press is the only way to go.

[Jared Benner @jbenner89]

I love how people half my age get Gibsons...you may play guitar at 15 but your probably not as serious about it as a 24 year old.

[Jared Benner @jbenner89]

@delicioussteak Tomahawks album released yesterday's called Oddfellows

[Rashida Jones @iamrashidajones]

Finally watched "Searching For Sugarman." Fantastic and inspiring. I cried. A lot. "Home is acceptance." #RodriguezForever @sonyclassics

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

Graveyards are just free baby name books

[Jared Benner @jbenner89]

Let's see how long I can make it today with only 4 hours of sleep

[Jared Benner @jbenner89]

I can't stop worrying if anyone has any ideas to combat this please help me out....

[Jared Benner @jbenner89]

@gibsonguitar Primus!

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

They say we're in an economic slump, but sales of 2013 calendars have never been better!

[Jared Benner @jbenner89]

Is having a really stellar day!!!

[Jared Benner @jbenner89]

@JustinRogge1 Off to the toliet bowl :(

[Jared Benner @jbenner89]

@delicioussteak had fun at Jake's Dan. It was great seeing you!

[Jared Benner @jbenner89]

My sleep schedule is jacking
me up again

[Jared Benner @jbenner89]

@LittleMiss So I have a hormone disorder and can't grow facial hair, doesn't mean I'm not a man. So I'm short, doesn't mean I'm 19

[Jared Benner @jbenner89]

@LittleMiss Truer words will never be said I hate people discrimnating against me cuz I look like a child. By my apparance and height.

[Jared Benner @jbenner89]

Man yesterday was beyond shitty and today is toats starting off to be much better!! Tomorrow will surpass today cuz The Swans are here baby!

[Jared Benner @jbenner89]

I hope my ex is effin miserable right now...it gets easier everyday but I'm still pretty miserable

[Jared Benner @jbenner89]

The Melvins Lite show was beyond awsome! The extremely late pizza sucked though!! Damn Pizza Shoppe

[Jared Benner @jbenner89]

Sleep...You rock!!!