Jessica Bernstein

KKΓ. Go Noles!

[Jessica Bernstein @jbernsss]

wtf is this @KITKAT ?!? #mybreak

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@MadelineeClaire no, not spiraling

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knowing i can make my own box of food at Whole Foods means all is right in the world again

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@ChellyNewb TODAY?!

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i missed you baby @MadisonSocial

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my dog ate a whole bag of Hershey kisses including the foil, weird valentine’s day flex but okay

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@Beechaps_ i’m dead.

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@Beechaps_ pls and then follow up with a picture

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i can tell. when the human’s heart rate goes up. it really stresses me out. so if we could all try to have a nice. boring week. that would be best. for both of us

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only in downtown fort lauderdale are you verbally assaulted at a 7-eleven at 9am

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@nikiijamm omg tbt

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@nikiijamm my response “oh boy”

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a guy on hinge told me he gave up ranch because he thinks it’s unhealthy. this is quite literally the opposite energy i’m trying to bring into 2021 sir

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The Challenge is back on MTV and all is right in the world

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plot twist we have two wheels

[mαddíє m. @MadelineeClaire]

Life when you’re almost 30.

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@kelsdeese @MadelineeClaire we do have two wheels

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@MadelineeClaire @Jason_Tartick @kaitlynbristowe pls don’t

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after watching @Jason_Tartick react to @kaitlynbristowe winning DWTS, i will never settle for anything less than that kind of support from a man. i also may be single forever 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Jessica Bernstein @jbernsss]

@kiraalynne lol same

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still really confused by people who wear their masks while driving their car