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[Ⓙ€ℵηᾰ ℬ∊﹩ṧḙℓ @jbessisfresh]

@tarahsownsend Reminds me. My biggest fear was always that someone would record me and the captions say “she lmao’d one to many times”. Actually disappointed it hasn’t happened 😂😂

[Ⓙ€ℵηᾰ ℬ∊﹩ṧḙℓ @jbessisfresh]

Maybe I was oblivious, but why did no one ever hype up Modern Family ?

[Ⓙ€ℵηᾰ ℬ∊﹩ṧḙℓ @jbessisfresh]

@JaySkuttt @baconand_megs Just scream back at them. They will get the memo

[Tim Buttke @tbuttke59]

This pitch framing is actually terrible. This is little league pitch framing

[Ⓙ€ℵηᾰ ℬ∊﹩ṧḙℓ @jbessisfresh]

@_compliCAITed You a whole noodle head. Trust Mrs C with your life

[Ⓙ€ℵηᾰ ℬ∊﹩ṧḙℓ @jbessisfresh]

I bought my mom a cake with @McConaughey face on it for her birthday one year and she ate around the face because “he’s too sexy”. So @McConaughey if you are seeing this my mom has a big fat crush on you

[Ⓙ€ℵηᾰ ℬ∊﹩ṧḙℓ @jbessisfresh]

I can not

[alexis ✰ @alexis91384220]

all my common sense leaves my body as soon as one of my friends says “you won’t”

[Maddy @m_lueger]

did you play traveling ball every weekend growing up or were you normal?

[sammie ✮⋆˙ @rockstarkittn]

pls look at this whole thread you won't regret it

[Ⓙ€ℵηᾰ ℬ∊﹩ṧḙℓ @jbessisfresh]

@_compliCAITed One dayyyyyyy-e-yay

[˗ˏˋ ryn ˎˊ˗ @onlineryn]

nick miller simultaneously sets the bar so incredibly high and yet so unbelievably low for men... the power that character holds ...

[Ⓙ€ℵηᾰ ℬ∊﹩ṧḙℓ @jbessisfresh]

@Im_the_priMARY Eat tacos. For the movie, We’re the Millers

[Ⓙ€ℵηᾰ ℬ∊﹩ṧḙℓ @jbessisfresh]

@emjacobz Emilyto you made ittttt. I’m a proud mom

[Ⓙ€ℵηᾰ ℬ∊﹩ṧḙℓ @jbessisfresh]

I would like to point out that a grilled cheese is just an American quesadilla and a quesadilla is a Mexican grilled cheese. Ok. Thanks for listening. Carry on

[Ⓙ€ℵηᾰ ℬ∊﹩ṧḙℓ @jbessisfresh]

I hope the OG person who came up with Cinco De Mayo was living their best life yesterday. And shoutout to the person who came up with, “May the 4th be with you”. I respect you

[Ⓙ€ℵηᾰ ℬ∊﹩ṧḙℓ @jbessisfresh]

@PotsOfGOLDer Do my homework

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

i just started laughing thinking about The Stakeout ep of @nbcbrooklyn99 😂😂we all need those lists on our walls right about now. 👀one of my favorite eps

[Harry Potter Universe @HPotterUniverse]

Happy Easter to everyone except Dolores Umbridge.

[Simply TC 💚💛🖤💙 @BienSur_JeTaime]

Me the first 3 weeks after the say everyone can go back outside