Jeff Haught

Project Manager in Virginia Beach. Baseball, bicycling and beer are my interests.

[Jeff Haught @jbhaught]

Does everyone else try to figure out what sports teams your dogs would favor? We think our kinda dumb dog is a Jets fan

[Jeff Haught @jbhaught]

I don't know who follows me anymore, but it's important for you to know this. No one on Twitter cares about your political opinion unless it agrees with their own.

[Jeff Haught @jbhaught]

I came on Twitter yesterday to follow a piece of baseball news and get sucked into a bunch of bullshit about bananas, Jason Aldean and Hunter Biden. What a cesspool of bullshit.

[NFL @NFL]

TREVOR IS TOUGH 💪

📺: #JAXvsKC on NBC
📱: Stream on NFL+ https://t.co/3PQhoYeSUP

[Cousin Sal @TheCousinSal]

I’m gonna say what’s on everyone’s mind. Mahomes being out changes the dynamic of this game.

[Jeff Haught @jbhaught]

Angel Hernandez strikes again! #MLB #Nats #natitude

[Jeff Haught @jbhaught]

Or, it's an AI written script that an AI invented humanity created. That universe is 90% as great as this universe,

[Jeff Haught @jbhaught]

The show "A Million Little Things" is an imperfect way to describe the phrase "phoning it in". Imperfect, in that, one needs to have spent approximately 30 hours watching "A Million Little Things".

[Jeff Haught @jbhaught]

I think it would be pretty easy to hate Arcade Fire, but they sound and look like what music should be.

[Jeff Haught @jbhaught]

Why isn't Mr. Pibb everywhere? It's clearly the best soda. There's probably an alternate universe somewhere where Pibb is the Coke of that universe. Probably a 2% better alternate universe.

[Jeff Haught @jbhaught]

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[Jeff Haught @jbhaught]

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[Jeff Haught @jbhaught]

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[Jeff Haught @jbhaught]

Michael A. Just made one hell of a homerun robbery. #kcroyals

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

If you like the idea of Trump vs, Biden II in ‘24 then the duopoly has you covered. Otherwise you should consider joining the @Fwd_Party.

[Jeff Haught @jbhaught]

Not a lot of balls get hit up there in CF.

[Talkin' Yanks @TalkinYanks]

Aaron Judge goes deep for a BOMB to center to give the Yankees an early 1-0 lead!

[Mary Stephens @The_MARR11]

No stress, we know we’re in the presence of greatness. As long as we keep her IPad charged, the kid shows up. @addieb30

[Taylor Eldridge @tayloreldridge]

Shocker fans are witnessing so much history right now on the @GoShockersSB.

The nation's leader in home runs, Addison Barnard (@addieb30), has already tacked on 2 more in her first 2 at-bats at ECU.

28 HR's this year. 50 career HR's in less than 2 years.

[Justin Amash @justinamash]

Wherever you land on the political spectrum, imagine your worst enemies in charge of the Disinformation Governance Board.