Greg Connolly

Avoid disappointment: Vote for the politician you think will tell the most lies

[Greg Connolly @jbib]

@Kent_999s Yea, we had a drone or helicopter (maybe both?) over us for half an hour or so. Noise was very different to the usual NPAS helicopters we get sometimes. Sounded like multiple rotors but I'm not sure how load a drone would be.

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@ChrisMasonBBC What did other losing PM's say about their successors? Was Rishi's praise of Keir unusual? "a decent and public-spirited man". "his successes will be all of our successes".

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@SteveJones Forgive me if I'm repeating an old chestnut, but C4 F1?

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@Chai_snugabug @Number10cat Is that a big, pink condom he's sniffing?

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@Number10cat Oh Larry, you're a tonic ........ now where did I put that bottle of gin?

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@Brick_Cop @NPAShq "So that’s why you might be woken up in the wee hours." My aging prostate and I really wish you hadn't said "wee hours".

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@chrismccausland Why would they make you all wear eye protectors while asleep and not while awake? Sounds so much like a corporate health and safety dictate, that it must be true.

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THIS IS NOT REALLY A TWEET, IT IS JUST A VERY UGLY WAY OF BOOKMARKING. I USE THE DESKTOP, BROWSER VERSION OF TWITTER.
I CANNOT FIND ANY WAY OF MAKING IT REMEMBER WHERE I HAVE READ UP TO.
SO I POST THIS MESSAGE AS A BOOKMARK.
IF YOU KNOW OF A BETTER WAY, I WOULD WELCOME THE HELP

[Greg Connolly @jbib]

THIS IS NOT REALLY A TWEET, IT IS JUST A VERY UGLY WAY OF BOOKMARKING. I USE THE DESKTOP, BROWSER VERSION OF TWITTER.
I CANNOT FIND ANY WAY OF MAKING IT REMEMBER WHERE I HAVE READ UP TO.
SO I POST THIS MESSAGE AS A BOOKMARK.
IF YOU KNOW OF A BETTER WAY, I WOULD WELCOME THE HELP.

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@GraemeBandeira Feethams?

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@PD2026QUEST Typo alert. That should have been "for NOT hearing her"!

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@PD2026QUEST Now you've got a good excuse for hearing her when she calls you 😉
Costs a fortune, a good drying coat - but it's worth every penny! Wally Batty, LotSW.

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@Number10cat Seriously? That creature is injured and writhing in agony.

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@Number10cat Don't eat it Larry, think of where it's been!

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@KentPoliceCbury "They told me this thing would detect chocolate. I'm beginning to think they lied".

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@Number10cat Don't change the locks, just switch the numbers on the doors of No 10 and No 11.
That way we get a better PM and a better Chancellor.

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@Tesco Ocado will be here at 7pm 🥝🥮🍩🍰🍔🥦🥕🥑🌽🌶🍆🍅🥒🍷🍷🍷🍷

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@faisalislam Do they not have a clock back in the studio?

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@Number10cat Be careful what you wish for, you may get the “visible” one back!

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@Number10cat Sounds like you have fond memories of your old boss Boris?