John

cybersecurity manager

[John @jbielich]

@hacks4pancakes I have absolutely zero patience for this. I had a college intern once that was like this, which started annoying me. No effort.

Once they got caught sleeping at their cubicle, I effectively shoved them in the corner with busywork until their time was up.

[John @jbielich]

@chetdorn

[John @jbielich]

@chompie1337 This, 1000%

I have a Ubiquiti AP and firewall, and everything is DHCP over Wi-Fi. All Apple devices/Macs.

I have neither the time nor the energy to be messing around after a long week of work.

[John @jbielich]

@ranger_cha This never happens. Lies. Dirty lies.

[John @jbielich]

@YoSignals I looked at this for about two minutes trying to figure out what vulnerability was being identified.

Then the joke hit me.