Joff B

Slight build, average swag.

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Friends are important. They should be cherished. But if they don’t like the new JT with Chris Stapleton, they can GTFO.

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Death, Taxes, and Indiana losing at the Kohl Center.

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If you start the Wisconsin game at 9:46 tonight, Alex Hornibrook will throw his FOURTH TD at midnight. Start your new year right @bobbijokes

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@BarstoolBigCat you ever been to Higgins by Wrigley? Your boy has a framed letter here. Thank you for saving him

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Chicago’s great. Best city in the world. But I just saw a rat in broad daylight, that I legit thought was some sort of beaver.

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@FeitsBarstool Thank you for shining a light on this. I’ve been hiding in that closet for years and finally had the courage to tell my friends bacon isn’t that good.

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I start to get sad and then I think how shitty it must feel to be an Indians fan. I still don’t feel much better but it helps.

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Thanks Jake....is what I’ll say after he wins Game 6 of the World Series again

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@mattschroll Personally I disagree https://t.co/7NlfpfE12z

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"Loser goes home, winner goes to Cleveland." Neither is really ideal

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You should have seen how many date party invitations I had to withdraw in college. So I get it.

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Classic Katy perry releasing a song and pretending she's Taylor swift

*I hope*

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"Everyone relax on Mitch, it's only the first preseason game"-Nerds

Watching him sling it is what I needed to get over Jay. Leave me be.

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Happy Fathers Day to my dad Mike, who once asked me what my middle name was. It's Michael. My middle name is Michael.

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How many spaces you put after a period when typing?

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*cues up Adele song*

Helllllo

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@mattschroll Have a feeling 2024 will be easy to wait for

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She's a good girl. But she's bout that bad boy lyfe @UncleChaps

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"The committee thought the Badgers were an 8 seed"

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If Cutty's hair had a voicemail, I'd call it up right now.