Justin Goldberger

At parties, you’ll probably find me over by the guacamole #SF ✈️ #Chi #AzWildcat 🌵🏌🏼‍♂️🚚🤝

[Covie @covie_93]

-It is still Lake Ontario
-It is still the Gulf of Mexico
-It is still the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts.
-He is still a pedophile.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Clothes are too dirty for the closet but too clean for the laundry?

Welcome to: “The Chair”

[ren ᶻ𝗓𐰁 @acorpseofagirl]

i love how everyone still calls twitter twitter

[PHNX Wildcats @PHNX_Wildcats]

This Anthony Dell’Orso 3 meant EVERYTHING.

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

Whoever came up with “lefty loosey, righty tighty” absolutely knocked it out of the park

[Steve Palazzolo @StevePalazzolo_]

Wife hit for the cycle today as we received deliveries from Amazon, Whole Foods, Target, and IKEA

[Golfballing @golfballingpod]

18th hole at The Olympic Club in San Francisco during the third round of the 2012 U.S. Open

[kay🔆 @novusluna]

Me grabbing clothes out the dryer without a basket

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

It's amazing how much you can accomplish around the house under the threat of someone coming over.

[Tyler Roney @TylerJRoney]

Dear New York Times,

Today’s Wordle was awful.

Sincerely,
Everyone

P.S. Is that even a real word?

[will defries @willdefries]

sunday, 7:32 am, vegas airport, gate c17

[Mesi @mesidotcom]

I hate that AI doesn't mean Allen Iverson anymore.

[Kyle Porter @KylePorterNS]

I have a 0% chance of accurately evaluating what is a penalty and what is not.

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

theyre landing at ohare

[Cynthia Ozumba @CynthiaOzumba]

Nobody talks about that inner panic when you’re completely over your job, but you can’t afford to quit, and you have no idea what you’d even do instead

[Pretty Cities @PrettyCitiesX]

Chicago, Illinois 🇺🇸

[Shane Bacon @shanebacon]

In golf we love celebrating the wins but we do a poor job of celebrating all the other stuff. Consistency. Longevity.

Adam Scott playing his 100th consecutive major championship this week is an incredible accomplishment. Every major since the 2001 Open!

[Bret Bielema Era @bielemaera]

June-September in Chicago needs to be studied. The vibes are absurd man.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

The #Madden27 Cover:

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Job postings are always like, "Do you want to work in a FAST-PACED and HIGH PRESSURE environment?!"

What? No. Not at all.