Jack

[October 🍂 @OctByOctober]

before you joke with me, ask yourself, do i even play with you like that

[drone + chardonnay + world @iam3ddie]

Respect.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Kids complain about road trips while holding an iPad. I used to stare out the window for six hours and hope we passed a cow.

[𝐘𝐯𝐞𝐬 @thenayvuiiiton]

A lady on TikTok went to Egypt and hated it, the comments said “I mean… the reviews are in the Bible.” 😂

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I’m not going back and forth with somebody whose first congratulations in their life came from having a baby

[Louie 🇱🇧 @UTD_Louie]

Manchester United have won 2 Champions Leagues, 3 league titles and an FA Cup this international break.

The greatest club, there is simply no debate.

[Pain.𝕏 @GBarca_]

Ronaldo’s worst nightmare hasn’t even happened yet.

Portugal winning something again after he’s gone will send his egotistical mind to Mars.

[Mr… 🇵🇸 @Luvzekk]

If you younger than me & got kids
I consider you older than me NGL

[Yehgha @yaygha]

Mfs witnessed Ronaldo's egocentrism and narcissism for 2 decades and called it passion.

Blind as a bat

[Momo_🎱 @momo_sow0]

Les argentins pleurent parce que Messi s'en va, les portuguais pleurent parce que Ronaldo ne veut pas partir. 😭

[s @exfootballfan]

We did it without cheating.

[Abu Not Lamo ⚡ @AtukwasaAA]

Kitara players are making some good money today, what a time to be a boda boda rider in Hoima.

[David de Gea @D_DeGea]

So we’re talking again…

[G @Gideoomatic]

Oi this gegenpressing dhsjdjshdhshdh

[Miilato @litteralyme0]

“i want a girlfriend” mfs after they realize they have to talk to her daily

[Rami @justrami]

This one 😆😆😆😆

[Nans, Esq. @nansbello]

I deeply despise people that have zero regard for other people’s time.

“Oh I am always late” you are a fool actually.

[M🍥 @Mo_utdred]

UTDTrey trying to sleep today.

[James 🗿 @MaedaMealOfThat]

Haaland after City get relegated to the national league

[joe @bxfcjxe]

Pep in his Spanish villa thinking he was safe